Book blurbs can be a little unclear, so I’ve done some honest YA summaries just for you! I know, I know, I’m very nice. You can thank me later.
NOTE: Just because I tease, doesn’t mean I don’t like…just so you know.
Break things, Juliette. Stop whinging and do it. STOP BREAKING THINGS JULIETTE. OH MY GOSH. STOP.
If you go out in the woods today…YOU’RE GOING TO FREAKING DIE.
You’re not insane. You’re totally fine. On second thoughts, yeah, maybe you are completely bonkers please don’t kill me with the Vorpal blade.
Sam, you’re destined to find the Last Thirteen Dreamers. Come on! You can do it! Why are you whinging? Go find them. Why can’t you find any of them?! Oh for goodness sakes, let us do it for you.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but you’re a freak, let me basically kidnap you maybe?
Adulthood sounds dumb and far away, so let’s try to kill ourselves by doing insane dares and hopefully win a lot of money to pay for our future psychological counselling.
I’m awkward. You’re arrogant. Let’s get married.
The real question is, can you shut up long enough for me to help you save your life and the world and my sister, and perhaps not abandon and betray me on the way? Thanks. Owe you one.
Actually, I’m a sociopath.
I am so in love with you and all I’ve done so far is read a comic over your shoulder. Imagine us three years from now! We might even hold hands!
I AM SCOTTISH.
I love you, Kira! Just…not that much.
If I kiss you, you’ll die, and if he kisses me, you’ll kill him, and if you kiss anyone else, I’ll set my psychic family on you.
Stop having fun, kids! Go to your rooms and never have fun again!
No one tells me anything, even when it might save my life, explain to me why I shouldn’t break the rules, or just comfort me by knowing a bit about my past/parents. Good thing I have an invisible cloak.
I don’t love him, but that doesn’t mean you can!
You mean I could save my brother from his terminal cancer if I just sneak out of the house and enter a random race noooo one knows about, probably isn’t legal, and involves magical animals? Lemme get my hairbrush and I’m coming.
This child is abnormal. LET US TORTURE HIM TO TEST HIS LOYALTIES. I’m sure he’ll respond positively to our archaic abuse.
Look at that cute and shy mortal boy with his cute face and his shy little eyes and oh, nom-nom-nom, I just want to eat him up. OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME, I HATE YOU.
And because I had way too much fun doing this, look out for more of my Honest YA Blurbs in the future!
Cait isn’t always sarcastic, she promises. Sometimes she’s a happy and frivolous person who runs around doing kind deeds and granting wishes. Or stealing Mime’s chocolate. (What? She leaves it in an obvious position and she won’t mind a few chocolate egg relocations, right?) Currently Cait has hit 25,000 words in her manuscript and is concerned because all the characters hate each other already. Awkward….