Some people think bookworms are pathetic for having their eyeballs glued to a paperback all day long.
This is of course nonsense. Because (A) it could be a hardcover or even a kindle that our eyeballs are glued to, so don’t be so narrow minded; and (B) it’s not even ALL DAY. We take snack breaks.
However there is one part I won’t deny: we bookworms are kind of pathetic. But just hold your polkadot unicorn slippers for a second, because the only reason we are pathetic is because our books themselves are just so so so so much more #fabulous than us. I don’t even know how we manage to remain standing in the presence of books, to be honest. They rule at life. We are mere gnarly onions.
Let’s just face it: books are more successful at life than you.
And in case you’re shaking your head and muttering, “This is absolutely ridiculous, Cait” then I remind you that you’re on my blog SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT and also hush my child. I have a list of 10 reasons to back up my theory.
1. THEY DRESS MUCH MUCH NICER THAN YOU DO.
There is really no argument you can possibly give to deny me this fact. And I know many of you like putting on nice clothes and maybe even use a brush more than once a moon. * But can you please just look at a book cover and tell me if you EVER LOOKED AS FABULOUS AS THAT?? I think not.
And they just go and look flawless without even trying. It’s disgusting really. I mean, sometimes I want to look nice so I change my jeans to another pair of identical jeans and then go back to reading on my bed. Also, I quit.
* This is obviously not me.
2. THEY’VE ALREADY TRAVELLED THE WORLD.
Some of us DO travel. I’ve travelled! When I was sixteen, I went to China for 3 weeks and once tried to lift my TBR and fell over and plunged 8,000 leagues under the sea to where the darkest monsters reign.
And yet books FLOOD themselves across world faster than you can pull up your unicorn knee-high socks. I just pre-ordered Our Dark Duet from Book Depository, so it has frolicked across Britain and the seven seas and here am I…probably crossing my backyard once in that time.
3. THEY’RE NOT AFRAID TO CUT THEIR ENEMIES.
Not that we should truly aspire to be violent, I suppose? But let’s talk metaphorically here, because there comes times in our lives when we really ought to stand up for what we believe in. And if we’re short, we might even need to stand on a chair for what we believe in. And that’s kind of sort of super hard sometimes.
But do books flinch when someone displeases them? NO.
PAPER CUTS FOR THE INFIDELS.
4. THEY’VE MET YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR.
Probably because they were written by your favourite author. This might seem like an unfair advantage, but who told you life was fair, hmm??
Least to say, books are WINNING in the category of hobnobbing with famous people and you are not.
5. THEY’RE BETTER COMPANY THAN YOU ARE.
If you present us with a “would you rather” game and the three options are:
(1) battle intergalactic lettuce amongst supernovas
(2) make small talk with a human you don’t know very well and who stands far toooooooo close to you
(3) read a book
Don’t even come at me with silly pretences that you aren’t justing option #3. I SEE YOU. I KNOW. Books > everything else.
6. THEY’RE THE REASON THE WORLD IS STILL SPINNING.
Look it’s a truth universally acknowledged that the apocalypse is coming. I mean, it better be coming because I’ve been hoarding chocolate chips for like TWELVE YEARS NOW and I don’t want to be disappointed. Bring it, zombies. And what with the political climate of nonsense at the moment and the world dropping bombs and people trying to insist that cake is not a food group — the world has MANY reasons to quit on us.
Yet it doesn’t. Why?
Books.
And if you don’t believe me, try taking every book of ever off planet earth and just SEE what happens. *
* And your chances of doing this are NIL because I’ve hidden books where you will never ever find them. HA!
7. THEY DON’T FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ABOUT TO SAY.
Books know what they want to say and they SAY IT. * We aren’t going to accuse you and I of this, obviously, because didn’t you just open up your laptop to answer that important email and now you’re reading my blog?? Hmm??? And didn’t you just wander into the kitchen and forget what you were about to say to your fellow inmate so you decided to eat a small stack of pancakes instead? Hmmm????
* Unless they are a kindle and the formatting is wonky. Like hello, I am the person who tried to read an eARC from Netgalley that blanked out every word with the letter “i” in it, so I will concede that some books need help.
8. THEY HAVE A RICH RANGE OF UNDENIABLE TALENTS.
Books can do SO MANY THINGS. And not just be read! For instance, books are talented at:
- being arranged in beautiful displays
- being perfect gifts
- breaking hearts
- doubling as a pointy cornered weapon
- making you taller when you stand on them
- saving your seat
- being a security blanket
- being used as a disguise so you can walk through town unaccosted even though maybe you just robbed that bakery of all its cinnamon scrolls
- protecting you from zombies
- protecting you from small talk
- making shopping trips more pleasant because you can buy more of them
- being used as a door stopper, especially if they’re epic fantasy bricks
- cookbooks are, obviously, the key to life
- being used to build walls to stop zombies entering your room
- make a book igloo from them and live there happily
- teach people who to read and use words like snozzcumber and marshwiggle and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in a sentence
- be your friend
- inspire you
- remind you that you haven’t eaten apple cake in a while
- cover your floor like a helpful sea
- double as a hat on sunny days
And I could go on and on but I shall restrain myself most admirably. And you? What exactly can YOU do?
I mean, I’m sure you have nice small talents and they’re precious. Like books don’t know how to put on matching socks or play the flute. Oh wait, what did you say…? You don’t either?
I rest my case.
9. THEY’RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
Because they knew how to use snozzcumber * in a sentence WAY before you did. And some books can wax eloquent about ships or astronomy or engines or the politics or brain surgery or how apples are harvested. Books have infinite knowledge on SO many topics. They are marvellous little buckets of intelligence.
And of course you and I are somewhat smart. We have our areas of expertise and most of us even know the correct way to eat a boiled egg. **
But in comparison to books? HAH HAHAH HAHAHAH hahahahaha.
* It’s from Roald Dahl’s The BFG you uncultured swine.
** Obviously you boil it in a pot with a couple of rocks and while you’re waiting for the egg to be soft, you eat a few rocks. And then when the egg is ready, you pop it in your mouth and swallow whole to get all the nutrients from the shell out. The lump in our throat is nothing to worry about. Also going blue and passing out? It’s fine. Don’t be weak.
10. KNOW HOW TO CONNECT PEOPLE LIKE A PRO.
I admit! Being a bookworm does NOT equal socially awkward. But I bet a fair few of us feel that way on occasion. Like every 3rd minute. And I’m sure there are many of us who think, “Oh that is a cool human and I like that human and I really ought to communicate with that human” but instead we probably go eat a boiled egg the wrong way and forget how to feet and it all gets monstrously awkward.
But books? Books are SO successful at life that they never hesitate to make friends with a complete stranger. And they bring people together! Do you like The Raven Boys? OH WELL, HI, I LIKE THE RAVEN BOYS TOO. LET’S BE INSTANT FRIENDS. Books build communities and all they do is tell a 300pg story.
I mean beat that.
Really.
alright, give me your verdict after listing to my compelling argument: are books more successful at life than we mere measly bookworms?!? also ADD TO THE LIST! what are other things books excel at that we don’t???
BOOKS ARE MORE FABULOUS THAN WE WILL EVER BE. WE MUST SIMPLY STOP TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THEIR BRILLIANCE.
THAT IS THE HONEST TRUTH. THERE IS NO COMPETITION AT ALL.
Okay I admit : books are more successful at life than me.
And I’ve actually made two of my best friends thanks to books! Isn’t it wonderful? 😍
THAT IS SO WONDERFUL. 🎉 Books are the best at giving us friends. 😍
Oh, you’ve moved!! That’s exciting!! (And stressful too, I bet.) But don’t feel bad about not replying to comments at all! Haha, #2 literally made my laugh out loud. My book has been to more countries around the world than I have!
Aww thank yoooou. *squishes you* I hopefully will get on top of things soon, eep. And omg you are a fabulous real live author so you’re definitely up there on the fabulous list. Just not QUITE as high as all these books, right? 😉 😂
We’re not pathetic. We’re book dragons. We’re cool! But it is also terribly true that books dress waaaaay much better than any of us. You got that right.
I have to say, I was skeptical about this, but ended up reading these aloud to my boyfriend, and he said “Word.” on most of them. This is an awesome post and you’ve got your facts straight 😀
Pfft, nope, we are not cool. NOT IN THE FACE OF A BOOK’S GLORY. *collapses dramatically* 😂😂
You’ve convinced me, Cait! Books are better at life than me. Books are awesome and I do not compare.
Books have given me a lot of friends too, and I find it much easier to bond with someone over a book we both liked, than.. well not having reading in common.
I loved this blogpost and I love your humour. Good luck with unpacking and sorting stuff out!
YES! So much agreement! I’ve made so many online friends through mutual adoration of books. 🎉🎉 It’s the bessst.
(And thank you!! Hopefully I locate my left elbow soon. *dives into a pile of boxes*)
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT IN THIS WAY?!
Anyway, books can only remember ONE story. Do you know how many I can remember? I am clearly superior.
Ahem.
Books would make better secret agents than people, because they are clearly traps set up by some nefarious human to capture other humans. I mean, once you’ve read page one, you’re stuck reading for another three hundred pages. You are…trapped.
Good point. But my kindle is far more superior to me.
IT’S TIME TO FACE THE HARD COLD TRUTH OF REALITY, RAIN. I’M JUST HERE TO HIT YOU ALL WITH THE OBVIOUS. And also I can only remember one story so I’m still failing there.😂 And dude, YEs. They’d make fabulous secret agents. No one would suspect them and if they did? Paper cut weaponisation.
Oh my, Cait, you always manage very well to hit the nail straight in the middle with these posts, you know that, right? This might just mean that you’re just slightly less successful at life than your books are 😉
I agree with all your points, and some of them made me laugh out loud.
THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY. It must be every bookworm’s attempt to try and come even close to the level of fabulousness of our book collections, amirite?!😂
I came out to have a good time and honestly i am feeling so attacked right now.
But in all seriousness you make a valid point (in such a well scientifically researched list mind you it’s amazing) -books are better than us at life. That is why we shall continue to collect them and prettily display them on our bookshelves and let them take over our lives. And now I ended up questioning my entire existence because of books being the superior species so thank you.
*pats your shoulder and hands you a cupcake* It’s just time to face facts, okay? We need to accept our mortal position as pathetic worms in the face of our Glorious Book Overlords. I’m pretty extra sure we collect them just so we have something to aspire to.
I love this list! I’m going to link to it in my monthly wrap up post.
You’ve got me pretty convinced that books are better at life than we mere mortals. I do, however, disagree that books don’t forget what they’re about to say. I think some books need a bit of help in that department.
Aww, thanks so much, Alexandria! YOU ARE KIND. 😱😊 And omg yes some books have no idea what they’re trying to say, but at least they always CONSISTENTLY say it the wrong way. Points for that?😂
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
Books just have WAY better lives than us, I mean they get to live IN LIBRARY’s and BOOKSHOPS so obviously they’re loved more than us and are just generally precious! GOSH, books really are fantabulous. BOOKS are more successful at life! I AGREE HERE BOOK DRAGON. BOOKS also don’t have the vulnerability of wanting food.
BECAUSE I JUST HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE OF THINGS. I KNOW. And omg too true about their location. I mean, anyone who lives in a bookshop is obviously doing life right. Why don’t I live in a bookshop. What amI even doing.
I saw the title of this post and grinned. 😀 and yes, I have read the bfg, thankyouverymuch. also, i dress up better than SOME books, you know, the ones that are so weird and ugly looking that nobody ever picks them up to read them but rarely. I LOVE EPIC FANTASY BRICKS. but i don’t use them to stop door, i lug them over to my bed, drop them on the pillow, and there the book stays until I’ve finished reading it. then i lug it back down stairs, and break all my bones trying to get it back on that impossible high shelf. like please mom, get some ladders and baskets on pulleys.
Most crazily, ~Olive
YAS! I’m glad someone’s read The BFG.😂 It is a glorious classic. And it is true that some books do not know how to dress themselves and are an eyesore to humanity, so I concede that we can outdo some books. If one brushes one’s hair. (WHY THOUGH.) And at least with epic fantasy bricks, you can defend yourself against rabid zombies, amirite?!
Books do dress better than me. There are currently huge holes in the sleeves of the hoodie I’m wearing because my dog ate my sleeves. Books are way prettier than I am right now.
Books are just ruling at life, let’s be real here.
Books are absolutely more successful at life than I am. Absolutely. They ALWAYS look nice and I’m over here like a potato (and I definitely only brush my hair once every moon). Also, I don’t know how to put on socks. I actually hate socks and I kind of am against them?? I DON’T KNOW. Also, I’m feeling the theme of apples coming through your post and now I want apple pie…This is a problem.
Books are also better at me than being made of paper and being rectangularly-shaped. I am definitely neither of those things. As aforementioned, I am a potato.
I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE KIND OF BACK EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T HAVE WIFI STILL IT’S OKAY I MISSED YOU AND AT LEAST THE ACTUAL MOVING BETWEEN PLACES IS DONE??? Seriously, you and two of my book blogger friends all decided to abandon me at the SAME FRACKEN TIME so I’m over here screeching at the void to calm down and stop whispering dodgy things to people. I hope you find your left elbow, but you don’t really need it thaaaat much. You’re a queen, so I’m sure you can survive without a mere elbow, pfft. 😛
So happy to “see” you <3
I’m glad you and I are the same with the hairbrushing thing. I mean, honestly does hair need more attention than that anyway??? I’m confused. Apparently people also style it but I think that’s a brand of wizardry.
I think perhaps I am craving apple baking. WHO CAN TELL.
(I MISSED YOU ALL TOO THOUGH AND I SERIOUSLY MISS READING BLOGS!! *sends you calming apple cupcakes* It is absolutely unacceptable for you to be abandoned like this. How DARE the world be so cruel. And pfft, no, I don’t need that left elbow anyway. I do need to find the box with Lord of Shadows in it however. Seriously omg.)
Oh. My. Word. I HAVE BEEN EATING BOILED EGGS WRONG FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. Thank you so much for setting me straight! I know how to make them now.
This entire post is soooooo accurate!!!! I am nothing compared to the books. The books are mystical beings who can do ANYTHING, and I’m basically a dried up raisin. The books. They are life.
Ooh! Moving sounds fun!! And also terrifying because no WI-FI????? I hope it starts being nicer to you soon! You don’t deserve the darkness that is no internet!!! XD
YOU’RE WELCOME. I’M GLAD I CAN HELP OUT WITH THE SAMLL THINGS IN LIFE. And I’m also monstrously pleased that we are in agreement about how much more fabulous books are than us. We just pale in comparison to their eliteness.
(I knoooow. I hope the wifi gets sorted out soon.🙈 Or else I guess I’ll just go live at the library with their free wifi?!😂)
You are definitely a little-saver!!!! *nods gravely* And yes! The books are DEFINITELY elite!!!
BUT LIVING AT A LIBRARY SOUNDS FANTASTIC???? I highly suggest this wonderful alternative!!! XD
LIFE-saver!!!! Not little saver!!! I don’t even know what that means…
I don’t know about you, but as much as I love books, I am infinitely curious about intergalactic lettuce and how one goes about battling them. Salad forks? Ranch dressing guns? I have so many questions.
I am here to provide posts that give you more questions than answers. CONFUSE AND DESTROY < -- basically my blog😂
I have no idea, apart from excelling in being better story tellers than we ever would be I can’t really think from the top of my head! *puts my thinking cap on*.
As always you are my true inspiration, thank you for never failing to making me smile, I kind of missed reading your posts!!!
Ahhh. but I am back now (I promise to never stop reading your blog!)
Awww, that is honestly the NICEST THING TO HEAR THANK YOU. ❤️ And don’t worry, I’ve been kind of absent recently too with moving. *shares cake with you*
Everything about this post is perfect!!! The only thing I’ll add is that books definitely age better than us 😂
Oh that is true too! Although TO BE FAIR we can handle standing in the rain without crying a lot better than they can. #SmallTriumphs
Books are unfortunately better at life than I am. It’s awful. 🙁
They are too perfect for this world. *basks in their glory*
Finally, now I know I’m not the only one that owns multiple pairs of the same pants. I just hate clothes shopping forever, especially for pants because there is only one store that sells pants I like. Books also are more successful! Do you know how much money they make?! I’ll tell you, “MORE. THAN. ME.” Books are also doubley successful than me because I procrastinate like a boss. Books get things done!
*hi fives* I mean, why risk different types of pants that might not be as comfortable? I have multiple of the same shirts too.😂 I don’t have any regrets. And like books wear the same cover FOREVER so obviously we’re just following in their footsteps. #legit
Books are pretty dang successful at existing. I’m successful too. Like, I went hiking for a few days and survived. And this morning I made cupcakes (and got out of bed. And finished a book. But yes, this post was very entertaining and quite wise. Books are WAY more patient than people, they just sit around for ages waiting to be read, and I admire that.
You ARE being very successful there, Shanti, although I still have to admit books are better at it than you. except for mahybe hiking. I haven’t ever seen a book make a successful hike without crying.
Here I was, having a perfectly nice day and feeling fine about myself when… BOOM. I suddenly realise that books are more successful at life than I am. And they don’t even have to try! They can be talented and make friends with humans and be nicely dressed and travel the world and well… I give up basically. *cries*
Also, you’re so right about kindle formatting! I read one kindle book whence was like someone had pressed the ‘enter’ key every 1.5 lines and it was really hard to read ugghghghhhgh. Luckily I haven’t had the same problems with epubs (yet).
Books also can be endlessly entertaining, unlike me, and also double as amazing decorations (for shelves, coffee tables, bedside tables, your face…. I mean I can’t do that so that kinda sucks. *cries more, consoles self with books, cheers up*
*pats shoulder* I’m just here to bring truths to the world. I CAN’T HELP IT THAT THEY’RE HARD TO TAKE. But if it makes you feel better, you would do better being left out in the rain than a book would. So humans have that one small thing going ofr them.
Ugh why does Kindle formatting HATE US SO?!?? Sometimes eARCs are so hard to read and it ruins the enjoyment of the book!!
you have a point! My life pales in comparison to to some of my books and golly good too, in the case of some!
I hope the move went well and get those pesky people on jupiter to send your mail back, damn that technology!
We are just NAUGHT in the shadow of our glorious books. *collapses dramatically*
(And my bookmail arrived!! YAYYYYY. Obviously whingeing about it on the internet was a good fix.😂)
Why has Instagram blocked this #bookstagram queen??? And why is there no stableWiFi??? This is unfair treatment of all the Caits in this world.
YES OBVIOUS BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN US AT LIFE. Or they’re just better than us in general. A reason to add to your list is that books make bookworms all over the place grovel at their… book feet. And beg for mercy. TBR I’M LOOKING AT YOU. And like how do books connect us so well??? Like I have q VOICE and I can TALK… yet I am so scared to talk to people because PEOPLE. And books are made of words and literally pieces of paper??? I AM A HUMAN. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONNECT TO OTHER HUMANS. 😂
BECAUSE INSTAGRAM IS RUDE. *stomps foot* I think it’s fixed now but omg that was a day of panic and a half.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE. Books rule us and they don’t even have to bat an eyelid and we’re like petting them and putting them in the best places on the shelves. Sometimes I pretend I’m a free and independent person, and then I look at my TBR and remember the truth. *nods* BOOKS ARE OUR OVERLORDS.
This post was hilarious and so so true! I was having a bad day and this post really cheered me up! thank you <3
I’m so sad you’re having a bad day *slides you chocolate cake* but also VERY HAPPY THIS POST HELPED. <3
YOUR POSTS ALWAYS HELPPPPPPPPPP <3
Oh, yeah, my books are definitely ten times more attractive than me! I mean, they try, though??? And I usually just wear jeans and throw on a solid-color T-shirt (or a geeky T-shirt, if I’m in the mood). So I might be an easier target. XD
And, ugh, would totally love to travel more and meet my favorite authors! I’ve had the pleasure of meeting a few of my favorite authors, but definitely not all of them! And I have yet to even travel anywhere outside of the U.S., so that would definitely be nice. And, also, yep, I am not a person someone would want to hang out with in real life. I’m a ball of social anxiety, negativity, and general “please don’t talk to me” vibes. XD Books are much better at handling people than I am, even when they’re being damaged (THE HORROR).
Also, books definitely can connect people! Isn’t that the best part of being a book nerd? <3 Also, I would add to the list that books are basically magic because they can transport us into different places with just WORDS. And they must have some sort of mind control over us because WHAT, I did not cry over that character's death WHAT I did not just buy a million books; what are you even TALKING about??? Clearly, mind control.
I know right?? I mean here I complain that books are more fabulous than me while I rotate three shirts because why spend money on clothes when you could buy books. I’LL JUST LET BOOKS WIN FOR THE LOOKS. IT’S FINE. *marries all the pretty covers*
Books are just so much more social omg. So much more confident. And they way they connect people is just beautifully brilliant. I’m SURE I’ve met most of my closest online friends thorugh books!! 🎉
Hey! I’ve been reading your blog for a while now and can I just say, you make me laugh with every post.
Since you seem like you like books (hehe) I tagged you for the Bookish Book Lovers Tag!!!
Here’s the link http://catholicgirlstuff.blogspot.com/2017/06/bookish-book-lovers-tag.html
Aww, thanks so much for reading, Lia! THAT MAKES ME MONSTROUSLY PLEASED. 🎉🎉 And thanks for the tag! I’ll check it out ASAP.
Clearly the best option for #5 is to read a book where the characters battle intergalactic lettuce amongst supernovas. Can you recommend such a book?
Also, I disagree. Bookworms are successful at life. See below point:
BOOKS CANNOT READ. Bookworms can. BOOKWORMS WIN.
Clearly someone needs to write such a book and it will be an INSTANT SUCCESS.
But we would be NAUGHT without books because we would have nothing to read. #BooksWinAgain
YOUR POSTS ARE ALWAYS SO FUNNY CAIT! But the sad truth is books are 100% better than humans and that is an indisputable fact! I also think books smell better than humans too, if we really wanna get down to the nitty-gritties! 😉
But seriously, thank you so much for your lovely post, it’s a wonderful-pick-me-up!
I’M SO ENDLESSLY PLEASED THAT YOU LIKED IT.😂 We just are such smol worms in comparison to the glory that are books. :’)
Oh Cait, this made me chuckle! It’s so very true, too. I absolutely look like crap compared to a book. Or not even compared to a book, just in general. Do you think that if we hold up enough books, we’ll suddenly look presentable? Like just hold a few whilst in public, and that doubles as fashion? This could save me time, tbh. Love the one about our books travelling too! I always think that with books from TBD. I mean, from Amazon it’s not as fun- ohhh, yay, my book came from across the state, woo. But with TBD, it’s traveled across an ocean to find me! What an adventure it’s had! And I never thought of the author thing, but YES, yes they have! They’re right from the brain of your faves. Doesn’t quite seem fair. Maybe my favorite authors could write me up a better life? I’m commissioning you, Cait. Feel free to fill my life with cakes and dragons, but maybe I can live happily ever after? Kill whoever else though. Who cares about them.
If we hide in our bookshelves, I’m 99% sure the glory of books will rub off on us eventually, right?! We can HOPE HARD.
I will absolutely fill your life with cake and dragons, right after you adopt me so I can help you read all your books. #HelpfulCait
Oh, Cait……you crack me up. Every. Single. Time. Thank you!
I read Letters to the Lost upon your recommendation, and finished it in one afternoon. Just like you predicted!
I love your blog, your love of books, and your sense of humor. You inspire me.
You’ll find your elbow just in time to use it to hold open a cookbook while you’re making cupcakes. 😉
MY WORK HERE IS DONE THEN.😂
And fjdksalfd I’m so glad you liked Letters to the Lost!! SQUEEEE. I’ve convinced so many people to read it and I just feel like the world is a better place for it. :’)
AHAHAHA Cait I love this so much! Your posts always make me laugh, and this is no exception. I completely agree though – books are better-dressed and smarter than us, nobody can deny that. 😉 Thanks for sharing and, as always, fabulous post! <3
I’m so so glad it was funny, Zoe!😂
Aha, I see now why books render me a useless puddle!! It’s a miracle that they associate with the likes of us.
ALL THE TRUTHS ARE CLEAR NOW. You’re welcome for the gift of wisdom that is me. :’)
I have this theory that not only are you Loki, but you are somehow also in Cabin 7.
I ACCEPT. TRUER WORDS ARE NOT SPOKEN.
Oh. My. Avacado. Loving. God. I. Love. This. Post. So. Much. Gosh. Cait. 😭😭😭🙌
THIS MAKES ME VERY HAPPY THANK YOU.
Industry leaders, entrepreneurs, and celebrities alike have all given credit to the influence that these books have had on their lifestyles. Whether it’s explaining how to properly invest your money or teaching you the principles of self-management, these books break down the small tweaks and changes you need to make to achieve your goals, be they professional or personal.
Books are pretty freaking awesome, for sure.
Way to lower by self esteem by 10000. 🙁 Jkjkjk. Literally, books are perfect. All of them, all of them. We’ve resolved this. We ARE measly in comparison. Truth in fiction.
YOU’RE WELCOME. I’m here to be kind. 😇😇
Uh, I thought it was a known fact that books are totally more fabulous then us?
It is 10000% a known fact now, that’s for sure
Okay tho but can I read while battling intergalactic lettuce?
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
This post was a delight from start to finish. Lots of love!
I THOUGHT I WAS A MEMBER OF SOCIETY SUCCESSFUL AT LIFE (lol jk i’m a broke student who still doesn’t have a complete education nor a job paying me money) BEFORE I READ THIS POST. apPARENTLY NOT.
Also, you’ve been hoarding chocolate chips and haven’T EATEN THEM ALL YET?? WHERE IS THIS SELF CONTROL AND WHERE DO I GET SOME. once I found 4 bags of half full chocolate chips of different kinds (mini, cinnamon, dark, etc) in my room lying around so there’s that I LIKE MY CHOCOLATE CHIPS.