Firstly, I should probably explain this weird and wacky (but not too bad) diet.
Everything you thought was incredibly healthy (aka, vegetables, fruit (except for pears)) is extremely out.
Everything you thought was incredibly bad (aka, special K, vanilla ice-cream, certain brands of lemon aid and cream cheese) is in.
So in short, what you can eat? Anything white. Anything with pears in it. That’s the failsafe.
So. Chocolate isn’t allowed. Why!!! How can this diet fall on Easter Sunday? That is soooo not fair. We can have white chocolate, but not to complain, it’s just not the same. I’m guessing we’ll be having a delayed Easter, and I do like white chocolate, but it’s just annoying not to be able to eat the chocolate people are always giving. Church, school, everyone buys those cheap eggs to give out. Never mind. Be strong. Do not weaken. (It helps that if somehow one of us was to eat the chocolate, we’d be on this thing for another three weeks.)
Oh well. This diet is nearly over. At least, the resticting part. I can’t wait for chocolate, though.
Stream of Conciousness Sunday…
Here are the rules.
And (as a side note)… Happy Easter!
And (as another side note, don’t worry commentors, we put this on later) the Failsafe Diet is to find out what foods you’re allergic to. Not to lose weight. Hence we eat lots of white food and it’s very boring. Mostly. But there’s some good parts.