Produced by: Leonardo DiCaprio
Running time: 100 minutes
Company: Warner Brothers
Leading actors: Amanda Seyfried, Shiloh Fernandez, Gary Oldman
Oh, and everyone dies. Okay, it takes a while as they get picked off (some by real wolves, some by half-real-wolves), but they’re laid out and everyone cries and it truly is heartbreaking. At least, I would feel heartbroken if they let me. Where are the tear blotched faces? There is no detail in this movie. When I watch an epic, half-horror (it wasn’t that horrible), medieval fairy-tale rendition, I want to be convinced.