Horrible word. Gives me the shudders. I dread Mondays, for the simple reason we have to spend 3 of the daily sections playing sport! See what I mean?
I hate sport. There’s no use to it. It’s not fun, like art, so though it’s not useful, it’s okay. It’s not productive, like design and technology. It’s not even pretty, like music. It’s exhausting and frustrating, two things that should be avoided at all costs.
I chose “medly” in the hopes that one of the medley will be fun. Volleyball: yikes. Running around after a ball to try and throw it over a net that is way over my head. Not appealing.
Badminton: ouch. Wiping everyone in a 5 metre radius out with my racket and killing my arm in the process.
Soccer: I think my head is magnetic to balls. And my feet to other people’s boots. Cause I always end up in some form of injury.
Basketball: just plain hopeless case.