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18th Jan 2019 by CG @ Paper Fury 59 Comments (7)

Emergency Contact by Mary H.K. Choi || Book Tour + Giveaway…Also My New Favourite Contemporary!?

You know what this book is?! Absolutely EXCELLENT.

I’m so excited to be on the blog tour! I’m literally bursting out of my small socks with happiness, because this book was just that good and has already sneaked onto my list of 2019-favourites and also taken over my whole heart.

You can see the full tour schedule here and also there will be a giveaway at the end of this post! (I desperately need everyone to read this book omg.)

Thank you to Simon & Schuster for having me on the blog tour!

For Penny Lee high school was a total nonevent. Her friends were okay, her grades were fine, and while she somehow managed to land a boyfriend, he doesn’t actually know anything about her. When Penny heads to college in Austin, Texas, to learn how to become a writer, it’s seventy-nine miles and a zillion light years away from everything she can’t wait to leave behind.
Sam’s stuck. Literally, figuratively, emotionally, financially. He works at a café and sleeps there too, on a mattress on the floor of an empty storage room upstairs. He knows that this is the god-awful chapter of his life that will serve as inspiration for when he’s a famous movie director but right this second the seventeen bucks in his checking account and his dying laptop are really testing him.
When Sam and Penny cross paths it’s less meet-cute and more a collision of unbearable awkwardness. Still, they swap numbers and stay in touch—via text—and soon become digitally inseparable, sharing their deepest anxieties and secret dreams without the humiliating weirdness of having to see each other.

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Mary H.K. Choi is a Korean-American author, editor, television and print journalist. She is the author of young adult novel Emergency Contact (2018). She is the culture correspondent on Vice News Tonight on HBO and was previously a columnist at Wired and Allure magazines as well as a freelance writer. She attended a large public high school in a suburb of San Antonio, then college at the University of Texas at Austin, where she majored in Textile and Apparel.

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I am absolutely wholly and messily in love with this book.

It totally caught my heart and I turned into an invertible bucket of soapy emotions. I just??? loved everything about it. The anxiety rep was SO GOOD. Not to mention I am half in love with Penny and Sam and by the end I just wanted to tuck this book to my chest and hold it forever.

I knew I’d like it…but noooo. I LOVED it.

➸ It’s a story of college and the awkwardness of growing up and anxiety.

I really like books about upper-teens, early-20s, because there’s so much to unpack with those first feels of being out of home and discovering who you are as a person when no one else knows you. Both Sam and Penny have messy relationships with their parents and both are stuck. Penny feels like a veritable blob that no one cares about or finds interesting and she’s scared to be open or get close to people (with good reason but…spoilers shh). Sam is crushingly in love with his ex who does NOT love him back and he’s got about $17 bucks to his name and can’t even pay for college. He literally lives in the coffee shop where he works and he’s spiralling into an anxious depressed heap.

➸ I found them both SO relatable.

They both narrate and maybe I liked Sam’s chapters a little more. He is a soft boy™ and he bakes (HE BAKES!!!) and if his hair is fluffy, he’s feeling the softest (I was WAITING for his hair to get fluffy for Penny afjdkslad). Penny wants to be, to actually exist, after a life of non-existing. She’s Korean-American and tired of casual racism and being the tagalong friend. They meet because of a mutual friend, but then Sam basically has a panic attack AND FAINTS OF HEAT EXHAUSTION and Penny scrapes him off the ground and they become “emergency contacts”. Aka they text. All the time.

IT IS SO ADORABLE. I DIE. Their relationship was SO well built up that I rooted for them as friends, and then…just kiss, you little onions. Just kiss.

➸ I loved all the diversity in the book too!

From the #ownvoices Korean-American representation (there is an EXCELLENT dialogue in Penny’s writing class about writing diversity that was just…so important) to the anxiety rep (they both struggle with it for different reasons and it was wholly relatable to me). It also was about being poor and had body-acceptance messages. AND IT HAD A+ BAKED GOODS REP. What we all deserve.

➸ Basically what I want from a book? MAKE ME FEEL.

And I felt all the things for these two afjdksald. The book is basically: “NOBODY has their shit together, it’s ok to lean on your friends.” And I love that??? There is no “their love cures them!” but instead it’s about how you do. not. have. to. be. alone when you’re going through stuff. It is full of little everyday emergencies and twisty complex feelings and the slowest gentlest romance that was just so frikkin’ sweet, my heart melted. It made me care about Sam and Penny. 10/10 would do anything for them.

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what’s a book that surprised you by how much you loved it?? and have you read Emergency Contact yet?!

15th Oct 2018 by CG @ Paper Fury 36 Comments (5)

What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera || Does It Make Or Break Hearts?!

This book is so adorable and makes me laugh and then proceeds to throw my face-first into the void.

Which is a skill. I acknowledge this skill. I admit that firstly (1) I said “ooh I’ll review this later!” and forgot everything about it of ever, so I have in fact read it twice in 2018! And also (2) I do have mixed feelings about it (particularly the ending) but it’s still a good story.

Also I’d like to acknowledge that this is the DREAM COLLAB TEAM. The bio says that said they were collabing on this like right after their debuts sold!!!! They are so amazing!! I love both Becky Albertalli (Simon Vs is my fav from her) and Adam Silvera (History Is All You Left Me is my fav from him) so so much. Their signature styles and quirks were STRONG here and I loved how it combined.

WHAT TO EXPECT

✧ ok this is most definitely a romcom so squishy lovey feelings ARE the focus!
✧ it is a little bit about fate pushing two people together but also about how relationships take work
✧ it is queer here, there, and everywhere
✧ huge focus also on friendship dynamics and how they change as you move through highschool
✧ DESSERT APPRECIATION (if you take a chocolate chip cookie from Arthur then his face will collapse like the saddest puppy)
✧ dorks being adorkable
✧ scenes that will make you laugh so. much. ahhh!!!
✧ there are Easter Eggs about the Love Simon movie and one to Adam’s book (History Is All You Left Me!!)

The focus of this story?! CHARACTERS and solely characters.

I’m liiiiving for this because I just read a book that was so plot-centric that I missed getting to know characters so entirely and wholly. Ben and Arthur’s lives are the kind you can easily get caught up in. Both the boys wobble so delicately on the line that is “yes you are being a nasty little slug” vs “you are having tremendous growth and I love it you’re doing great sweetie”. Honestly my heart IS caught by both of them.

☆ ARTHUR: He is actual most hyper thing ever with zero chill. I mean, seriously, he can’t shut up, he is on speed 10000 at all times, he’s freaking hilarious. I love !! Arthur!! Although, honest time right now: I was frustrating how he was so so jealous/possessive of Ben and so easily jumped down his throat. But Arthur is 16. When I was 16, I was immature and deluded and jealous and also had never eaten a churro. So I think Arthur could be grit-your-teeth-frustrating, but he was so sweet and energetic and adorable. I have a weakness for characters with no chill.
☆ BEN: He is the softest introvert™ and just the fact that he loves living in his head, playing Sims and writing fantasy novels, afjdksald it just made me really connect to him. I absolutely think it was too early for him to get into a relationship after 2 weeks-post break up with Hudson but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the universe decreed apparently. Seriously Ben stole my heart and I adore him. I think he was a lot more humble about his faults too and willing to do better.

THESE TWO. Seriously the characters were incredible and just leapt off the page with the BEST banter.

The secondary characters were all great too! Dylan reminded me of someone who faceplanted out of a John Green novel. And both boys had such wholesome (albeit messy) parents which was nice!

Themes of “friendship breakups” were explored as well as romance.

I think that’s so important. And sure the focus of the story is Ben/Arthur with the “will-they-won’t-they-work-out” story line, but I appreciated how ti talked about friendship dynamics changing and how friendship-breakups can ALSO break your heart. I don’t think this gets discussed enough in YA!! How many of us have had a devastating friendship-fall-out as teens?! I sure have and it still haunts me 7 years later, so I’m glad this book explored both (A) forgiveness and working through it, and (B) letting go.

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

It’s also a Quiet YA™ story.

I did like that about it. The world is about BEN and ARTHUR and their universes collide and tremble and change, but the world just moves on around them. It touches on homophobia and failing school and worry about divorce…but the central conflicts are mostly Ben and Arthur needing their heads knocked together because they ARE NOT PERFECT. Adorkable. But wow do they need work.

Can we have a sec to talk about the ending?!

SPOILERS!! Click at OWN RISK.

I’m actually a little doubtful if Ben and Arthur were truly compatible. Their rocky start isn’t so much the problem, more that they didn’t KNOW each other all that well in like 1 month of dating. They were so so cute, but Arthur was way immature.
I don’t understand how Arthur was so jealous over Ben even looking at Hudson, but then epilogue is Arthur is kissing boys, choosing colleges far from Ben, making no effort to get them back together…except for chats?!
BUT Ben is wAITING FOR HIM.
YOU JUST BROKE MEEEEE.
And my interpretation of those last 2 chapters was solidly: “Yay let’s be bros.” Like they decided the universe brought them together as friends???
um
did u boys not read the book that I read about u two hello
So I feel I have massively invested in 400 pages of their angst only to be rewarded with a cupcake made of sand.
Anyway. I CHOOSE to believe at some point Ben marched over to Arthur’s college, yelled at him, and they got back together.

So basically it is soft and sweet and entirely captivatingly written and dID THINGS to my feels.

Maybe the ending leaves me annoyed, but the rest makes up for it. Like the writing just draws you in and the characters utterly steal hearts. I can’t even. This book has so little chill I love that. (I just really love when books crack me up!) Although I don’t think it has the complexity of the authors’ other books.

ALSO BY THESE AUTHORS

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silver is published October 2018.

★★★★☆

Arthur is only in New York for the summer, but if Broadway has taught him anything, it’s that the universe can deliver a showstopping romance when you least expect it.
Ben thinks the universe needs to mind its business. If the universe had his back, he wouldn’t be on his way to the post office carrying a box of his ex-boyfriend’s things.
But when Arthur and Ben meet-cute at the post office, what exactly does the universe have in store for them?
Maybe nothing. After all, they get separated.
Maybe everything. After all, they get reunited.
But what if they can’t quite nail a first date . . . or a second first date . . . or a third?
What if Arthur tries too hard to make it work . . . and Ben doesn’t try hard enough?
What if life really isn’t like a Broadway play?
But what if it is?

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ok tell me some of your dream-author-collabs!! who would you pitch together?! and have you read this one or any of Becky/Adam’s work?? Tell me your favourites!

12th Oct 2018 by CG @ Paper Fury 25 Comments (2)

The Boneless Mercies by April Genevieve Tucholke || Soft Murder and Beautiful Prose

The Boneless Mercies is the kind of atmospheric book that you just want to soak in.

I love the contrast of it being about these four girls who do literal “mercy” killings for sick people — but yet it’s so beautiful written with ethereal settings at time. It’s like: HEY THIS IS PRETTY and also HEY THERE IS DEATH! Like way to go for this combo.

This is only my second read by this author, and I loved her book Wink Poppy Midnight. Although that’s magical realism so I confess I thought The Boneless Mercies was going to be too. And then it’s like BAM. No this is epic fantasy. Apparently a Beowulf retelling?? But I have 0% clue what that is (ALL THE ENGLISH MAJORS JUST SCREAMED AT ME) so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Let me live in my ignorance.

It’s also a standalone which is cool! I don’t think we get enough standalone fantasies.

SOME THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT

★ the four girls are killers bUT they are also soft™
★ it has a viking/Norse setting!!
★ there are witches, so so many witches, and they are the sweetest OR will stab you
★ get you a witch that can do both
★ there are also monsters and curses
★ even though the girls do “mercy” killings, they will occasionally off an abusive man or two, which…ya know…have at it
★ there is a lot of snow
★ there is also a very soft™ boy who just wants to learn to heal things while the girls stab things
★ friends who slay together stay together

Let’s talk about our band of Mercy killer girls, shall we?!

It’s told in 1st person by Freya but there is quite a big cast. Plus they’re travelling so hello lots of strangers on the road. I actually am not a huge fan of huge casts because I get very very confused very very easily. You should see me try to name my 7 nieces and nephews (spoiler: I cannot). Anyway it was intense meeting a group of 5 right in page one. And while I really grew to love the group, I never felt like I got to know anyone. Possibly because it’s a small book —> but big world.

FREY: She’s the most selfless Gryffindor of ever. KILL THE BAD THINGS! SAVE THE GOOD PEOPLE! I admired her but I confess I didn’t really connect/care about her.
RUNA: She is the feisty one. She has bitten you, she will bite you again. Contrary and epic, so I loved her.
OVIE: She is so quiet, like that steady rock in a steady stream. IDK that’s it though.
JUNIPER: Okay here is my acTUAL GORGEOUS SOFT SWEET TREASURE. She is a sea witch and so kind! So sweet! She is the youngest of the group and basically everyone is like “THERE IS DANGER STAB IT” and Juniper is like “or we could befriend it and pray” so bless Juniper.
TRIGVE: He’s the sole boy of the group (not allowed to be a mercy killer) nad the absolutely literally picked him up off the side of the road like their mopey puppy. He is so soft and everytime they tell him to go get a life he is like: “but I love you all I have to stay.” And then gives them puppy dog eyes. (Ok the last bit I just made up BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD.)

I also really appreciated the Norse setting! The world was huge and harsh and beautiful! The book was like a peek through a window into a world you just get to see the edge of. It’s a style I don’t encounter much, so I was intrigued. It’s so vast and it throws people of different religions and nationalities at you, and then adds in dozens of countries and groups too. I loved the Quicks, who felt like Robin Hood type guys! They go through many towns. There’s magic! There’s poverty. There’s the hint of war. There’s oppression because of your sex or birthright. It was all very very interesting, but at times overwhelming because it just touched the surface???

My only real disappointments were: (1) it could have had epic sapphic rep and it absolutely felt like it was leading up to it !!! only to…dissolve. And (2) what romance was there completely baffled me.

This is the story of witches and bones and honeyed bread and curses and whippings and axes and marshes and gold and justice.

It is literally a delicious feast for the eyes with the writing! It’s so beautiful! I wanted to get to know the characters deeper but apart from that?!? A fantasy that is both pretty and harsh. AND THAT COVER THO AHHH.

Thank you to Simon & Schuster for the review-copy. The Boneless Mercies by April Genevieve Tucholke was published October 2018.

They called us the Mercies, or sometimes the Boneless Mercies. They said we were shadows, ghosts, and if you touched our skin we dissolved into smoke …
Frey, Ovie, Juniper, and Runa are Boneless Mercies – death-traders, hired to kill quickly, quietly and mercifully. It is a job for women, and women only. Men will not do this sad, dark work.
Frey has no family, no home, no fortune, and yet her blood sings a song of glory. So when she hears of a monster slaughtering men, women, and children in a northern jarldom, she decides this the Mercies’ one chance to change their fate.
But glory comes at a price …

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ok tell me a book you thought was one genre buuut it turned out to be something else!? and have you read this book? do you wish there were more standalone fantasies?

9th Apr 2018 by CG @ Paper Fury 23 Comments (3)

I Have Lost My Way by Gayle Forman || Little Blue Bundle Of Emotions Told Over One Day

I Have Lost My Way is a little blue bundle of damaged characters, family angst, and emotional destruction.

Awww.

I had very little idea what this new Forman book was about but I really loved If I Stay (and the movie was also so good?! also #emotions…I do have feelings apparently) and I Have Lost My Way also tugged at those heart strings. So that was GREAT. However it wasn’t quite the perfect book for me, but we’ll get to all those reasonings soon. Patience.

Also SHOUT OUT to the Australian cover because it absolutely resembles my headphones when I put them in my pocket for two seconds.

+ It’s a Told Over One Day™ story!
Which is a trope I both love and hate. LOVE = how it’s short and powerful and I got so so attached to these characters after just seeing them over one day! HATE = how a romance over one day never works for me haha. Maybe that’s just me though considering I usually am not sure what someone’s name is after one day (names are hard to remember ok) so how the heck do you fall in love. However. There was no “WE’RE SOUL MATES” or romantic soliloquies here. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It was instalove (in my opinion) but not unbearable! And they were cute!

+ It also has 3 narrators: Freya, Harun, and Nathaniel.
It’s written so their backstory comes in 1st person chapters, but the bulk of the book (set in the present day) is written in 3rd. (Also 3rd person/present tense IS MY LIFE so I loved that!) Even though the book is really short, I felt we got to know these three characters so well. My only negative is that Harun’s narrative didn’t seem to really fit?? He had a great story with a full arc and everything…but you could’ve cut him out and it wouldn’t have affected the plot. #imSorryButISaidIt

FREYA: She’s a rising-star singer who suddenly can’t sing. We’re never sure if it’s nerves or a medical condition, but just one day she couldn’t sing anymore. She feels SO lost and is terrified that she’ll be fired from her singing contract and forgotten and never loved again. She’s also biracial/Ethiopian and has a sister, Sabrina, who started singing with her but then…#yikes.
HARUN: He’s from a strict Muslim family and very closely closeted and starts off the book planning to run away from his family due to something he’s agreed with that HE REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE. He’s just broken his boyfriend’s heart and is totally lost and alone.
NATHANIEL: He is a very smol sad cinnamon son (WHOM I LOVED THE MOST) who’s very depressed after his home-life falls apart and so lonely. And so soft™ and sweet and will eat anything you put in front of him bless him.

+ They have the best #meetcute ever.
Freya’s on her phone lamenting the loss of her career and she trips and falls off a low bridge and knocks out Nathaniel. He is super concussed. Pukes on her shoes. Harun is nearby and offers to help because he recognises Frey’s fammmmous and thinks hanging out with her might get his boyfriend back. I JUST LOVED THIS. The three end up spending the day together and facing all their devastating tear-filled pasts.

+ It’s definitely got the emotional slap you’re looking for.
I got caught up in the story quite fast and wanted to know where everyone would end up! The themes of loneliness and loss and love where just poured so heartfeltly (shh that is now a word) onto every page.

+ I do have a few problems, because I am a sad egg deep inside.
As much as I like Harun as a person, his story honestly didn’t fit to me. It was completely disposable to Freya/Nathaniel’s story?! And being queer, brown, Muslim, and having the only fully tragic storyline of the three felt…Well, I’m never going to point fingers and say “who gets to write what story” but I wasn’t comfortable with the telling. I think Muslim (especially just featuring the negative parts) and tragic/queer stories should be told by #ownvoices. And also Nathaniel/Freya’s romance was FAST. So fast, mate, so fast. And surely we didn’t need so many POV changes in the one chapter?! And, lastly lol lol, it didn’t feel YA. The characters are 19+ and in college or work and it didn’t have the feel or essence of YA in my opinion.

Overall I did like I Have Lost My Way! It’s a short punch about grief and loneliness and finding people to share your struggles with. It’ snot about “love cures” but more “hey if you’re struggling, people CAN and WILL be there for you”…which is so so important to say! And the ending is SO oPEN and I kind of love it for all the unanswered questions.

THANK YOU SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. I Have Lost My Way by Gayle Forman was published April 2018.

Around the time that Freya loses her voice while recording her debut album, Harun is making plans to run away from home to find the boy that he loves, and Nathaniel is arriving in New York City after a family tragedy leaves him isolated on the outskirts of Washington state. After the three of them collide in Central Park, they slowly reveal the parts of their past that they haven’t been able to confront, and together, they find their way back to who they’re supposed to be.
Told over the course of a single day from three different perspectives, this is a story about the power of friendship and being true to who you are.

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do you like stories told over one-day?!? (any others you’ve read?) and how many narrators do you like in a book? also have you read this one and is it on your TBR?!

19th Jun 2017 by CG @ Paper Fury 41 Comments (1)

Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices #2) by Cassandra Clare // SO GOOD I LOST MY MIND

All I can say is that Lord Of Shadows was so so so so so so so so so so so so EXCELLENT.

And if you thought this review was going to start off with a coherent and emotionally charged sentence of passionate and triumph…hahaha. You’re adorable. LET’S JUST SAY I AM SHADOWHUNTER TRASH AND AM REDUCED TO A WILD MESS EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF THESE PERFECT BOOKS.

I AM CURRENTLY A BROKEN PIECE OF RUIN. I JUST LOVE IT THAT MUCH.

IT WAS SO GOOD.

NOTE #1: This is the sequel to Lady Midnight! There will be mild spoilers for the first book in this review. But NO spoilers for Lord of Shadows! (Or they’ll be hidden by tags anyway.)

Note #2: If you haven’t read The Mortal Instruments…can you read Lady Midnight? Why yes…yes you can. I think it’s better to have read both The Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices first, however, because there are small spoilers in Lady Midnight for them. But as an introduction to the Shadowhunter world — it can work on its own!

+ I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING. IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD.

It’s been like 4 days since I read it and I’m still obsessing about it. I’m basically an ANXIOUS WRECK because the story has so captivated me and ajfsdkaldajkd. I’m in that level of love for it. THAT LEVEL. I think all the Shadowhunter books are perfection, but Lady Midnight took it up a notch with the most beautiful Blackthorn family, faeries, mental health acutely accurate disability representation. It’s extraordinarily crafted, with plots tying in from older stories and everything stitching so seamlessly together I can only SHRIEK. And suspect Cassandra Clare is a warlock of great power. The humour! The sass! The beautiful sensory description! The complex and detailed characters! I JUST MELTED MY MIND EXCUSE ME.

+ As far as sequels goes? Lord of Shadows was perfect.

No second book blues here!! Except for, well, (a) the cover is blue, and (b) I’m kind of blue in the face from being so excited over it and falling over. I will admit it slowed down around the 70% mark, but when I’m so in love with the characters, I really don’t care if all they’re doing is eating toast in a cottage and sassing each other. I will take the lowkey scenes as eagerly as the action.

+ Plot? OBVIOUSLY I LOVED IT.

I swear it’s pure WIZARDRY how a small thing from the TMI series will mean something BIG here. And how this plot fits perfectly with that series and etc. etc. IT’S INCREDIBLE. THE SHADOWHUNTER WORLD IS SO INTENSELY COMPLICATED AND INTRICATELY DESIGNED. The foreshadowing (har har get it??? SHADOWS) makes my heart beat faster.
I also 500% admit my favourite thing about The Dark Artifices is how it’s very faerie-centric. I love how deliciously evil and terrifying the faeries are. THEY ARE THE BEST. Also the description for their culture and lands is marvellously gorgeous. A sky full of jewels? Like sure, just let my heart gallop out of my chest for appreciation for the description. I probably shouldn’t love the evil faeries so much but…hi.

+ Okay so let’s talk about the characters?!? WHAT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

I’m just gonna flail. For 900000 years. These are some of my all time favourite characters of ANY book.

JULIAN: he is so so Slytherin in this book it’s kind of scary and I love it. <3 <3 <3
EMMA: I think she has some secret badass magic powers that no one knows about yet?!? I suspect. And I actually appreciated how the book wasn’t JUST focused on Julian/Emma so much this time too. Also: Emma’s sass and sarcasm levels GIVE ME LIFE.
MARK: MARK IS MY PRECIOUS AND MY FAVOURITE AND MARK MARK MARK HE IS THE REASON I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH MY ULTIMATE FAVOURITE CHARACTER OF ALL NO I WILL NOT USE PUNCTUATION I WILL JUST SHOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE MARK. Although I aggressively ship him and Kieran. Just saying. (AND STILL NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING HOW MUCH I LOVE MARK.)
KIERAN: Who is a Slytherin also and I love him and I know he’s such a vicious faerie…but he’s still precious. Don’t fight me on this. And I love how his hair changes colours. Such beautiful hair.
CRISTINA: I always will like Cristina, who is a sweet and kind cotton fluff. But she’s really really…good. And I prefer characters who frolic in the dark side. Plus she’s interrupting my Mark x Kieran ship so I’m a peeved at her.
KIT HERONDALE: OKAY MR. CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE IS MY THE BEST. He is such a mini-Jace! He’s also a huge thief, adorable, hugely sarcastic, will fight if needed, and is super sweet and supportive of Ty without question. The fact that his first reaction to Ty’s autism is “okay how can I support you” makes me want to cry. <3 <3
Ty: The fact that there is an Autistic Shadowhunter who is not only accurately represented, but really beautifully and thoughtfully written — I JUST CAN’T STOP BEING SO HAPPY ABOUT IT. I’m also glad Ty (and Livvy) had more room to actually be badass Shadowhunters. Julian totally smothers them, but he is their brother and they are his babies. C’mon though. LET THE BABIES FIGHT. (Clary and Jace were 15 when they broke the world…oh wait. Maybe this is why you don’t let the babies out…)
LIVVY: She isn’t such a big character, but her love and protection of her twin is gorgeous and wonderful. I still don’t really know her personality though.
DRU & TAVVY: They’re kind of like the Blackthorn babies no one talks about. Dru unfortunately feels like a spare wheel most of the time. I hope she gets more of a plot soon?
MAGNUS BANE: is here in a burst of glitter and narcissism and I love him. Also YES we get to see more of Alec and the kids! I also quite severely suspect that their blue adopted warlock child is actually the lost baby of Lazlo Strange. Excuse me.
ZARA: I wish to would fall off a cliff.
PERFECT DIEGO: He can join Zara on the cliff.
ANNABEL BLACKTHORN: Is terrifying, dead, and therefore excellent. I have a soft spot for the dead ones. She has such severe PTSD and I kind of hate her but also think she needs to be understood.
UNCLE ARTHUR: My feelings of caring are basically 0%.
DIANA: I LOVED finding out Diana’s backstory! Although lowkey think her romance with Gwyn was kind of boring/distracting from MY PRECIOUS BLACKTHORN BOYS.

+ And I will always cheer appreciatively for the Autism rep!!

It is not only thoughtful and complex, it is so so accurate. Ty is so precious and I just love how carefully Cassandra Clare weaves in how different his brain is wired and his habits and tics, with the Shadowhunter world and magic. It’s perfect. I live for the day when all fantasy books have careful and loving disability rep, because we are in sore need.

+ So so much shipping is to be done.

Obviously Julian x Emma are an incredible ship of angst. Although I appreciate how the angst levels didn’t swallow the book. I hate hate hate the love triangle with Mark x Kieran x Cristina. Mostly because I FREAKING LOVE MARK X KIEREN and Cristina is boring. Plus I also think Cristina only likes Mark because he’s a fearie and she’s obsessed with faeries?!? So that’s not fair. Ty x Kit will make a super cute ship someday. But otherwise I ship Kit and cookies.

+ DIVERSITY IS A+.

We’ve touched on this already but I just looove the diversity. With featuring POC and queer romances, plus adding in mental health and disabilities in characters, and different cultures, including heavily featured Spanish characters.

+ Cliffhanger?? Haha…you didn’t want…to be calm…ever again…did you.

JFAKDLFAJDSKLJ AKLFSJDAKL JFKDASL THE CLIFFHANGER AJDKFLASDJFAKLDJ.
WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING THE 3RD BOOK FOR 2 YEARS WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. WHATEVER DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS.

+ SPOILERS ABOUT THE ENDING:

So obviously DO NOT open these tags unless you want to see major spoilers. You’ve been warned, you grape.

SPOILERS!!!

Unfortunately I was spoiled and heard there was a “big death”. I hoped it was going to be Emma. HA. I’m sorry! I just think that would’ve made book 3 super interesting. However, it was Livvy and like I’m sad about it, but she did feel like a dispensable character. (Sorry. #heartless #vulcan #here) I’m reaaally scared this is going to destroy Ty in the next book.

Also I 100% predict that Julian is going to use the Book of the Dead to raise Livvy from the dead. AND HE’LL DESTROY THE WORLD FOR IT. AFJDKSLAFD JULIAN NO. But he is such a Slytherin and will literally drug his uncle, outwit the clave, and do anything for his siblings. Would he kill for them? I PrEDICT.

Also freaking out with worry over Magnus?!? WHY IS HE SICK.

I’m so so so destroyed over that ending though ghahghhghghgh. It was such a cliffhanger. I hope Perfect Diego hasn’t kidnapped Kieran to kill him. I hope hope hope Mark is ok. I hope hope hope hope THIS SERIES ENDS RIGHT. YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW DISTRAUGHT I AM. I LITERALLY DID NOT SLEEP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS OBSESSING OVER IT. I will be beside myself if my Mark x Kieran ship doesn’t sail, too.

Also ugh, why am I so invested. I actually don’t like being so into a series. I DON’T LIKE ALL THESE EMOTIONS THEY CAUSE ME SO MUCH PAIN. I CAN’T TURN OFF. WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL 2019??????????????

+ Perfect book is perfect.

There is no other word for it.

Help.

I am so wildly in love with this series.

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices #2) by Cassandra Clare was published May, 2017.

★★★★★

Emma Carstairs has learned that the love she shares with her parabatai, Julian Blackthorn, isn’t just forbidden—it could destroy them both. She knows she should run from Julian. But how can she when the Blackthorns are threatened by enemies on all sides?
Their only hope is the Black Volume of the Dead, a spell book of terrible power. Everyone wants it. Only the Blackthorns can find it. Spurred on by a dark bargain with the Seelie Queen, Emma; her best friend, Cristina; and Mark and Julian Blackthorn journey into the Courts of Faerie, where glittering revels hide bloody danger and no promise can be trusted. Meanwhile, rising tension between Shadowhunters and Downworlders has produced the Cohort, an extremist group of Shadowhunters dedicated to registering Downworlders and “unsuitable” Nephilim. They’ll do anything in their power to expose Julian’s secrets and take the Los Angeles Institute for their own.
When Downworlders turn against the Clave, a new threat rises in the form of the Lord of Shadows—the Unseelie King, who sends his greatest warriors to slaughter those with Blackthorn blood and seize the Black Volume. As dangers close in, Julian devises a risky scheme that depends on the cooperation of an unpredictable enemy. But success may come with a price he and Emma cannot even imagine, one that will bring with it a reckoning of blood that could have repercussions for everyone and everything they hold dear.

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are you into the Shadowhunter books???! PLEASE FLAIL WITH ME IF YOU ARE. which is your favourite series? character? ship?? is anyone else screaming after finishing Lord of Shadows? did you prefer book 1 or 2 in The Dark Artifices?!?

5th Dec 2016 by CG @ Paper Fury 46 Comments (5)

The Women in the Walls by Amy Lukavics // I’m Officially DISTURBED

Well that was freakishly DISTURBING.

I am all the disturbed. And this is ME, the self-confessed-horror-hater because I never get scared by it! Okay I wasn’t scared while reading The Women in the Walls and I’m still not trembling in my boots — but I finished the book with a look on my face kind of resembling PERPLEXED HORROR. And I think that’s a good thing! Yay horror that is actually horrible!

However, I’m not flailing about in the streets because I felt the writing was lacking. But we’ll get to that later because clearly now is list time. And then directly after this, I shall devour a hot chocolate and soft marshmallows and have someone gently pet my head and say “DON’T WORRY CAIT THERE’S NOTHING BUSTING OUT OF YOUR WALLS TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.” I need some assurance. #ImNotFreakedAtAll

It’s very creepy, especially at the end. Like the beginning is about as thrilling as a cheeseless pizza. But then the END….oh yes. LET’S ALL FREAK OUT COMPANIONABLY TOGETHER.
The cast was like 98% women. Well, hello there, this was awesome. Sure they were all psychopaths, but don’t let that put you off.
THERE WERE SOME REALLY GROSS SCENES. And yes this is a positive! You don’t want to pick up a horror and have people cleaning up nicely after themselves with no random rotting body parts lying around, do you??? NO. YOU WANT THE GROSS STUFF. There’s ancient teeth and blood and tombs and other things that’ll totally make you want to lie down for a moment.
Lucy did have some moments of awesomeness. They were brief and she was generally as dynamic as my bedroom carpet, BUT SHE STILL DID YELL AT PEOPLE OCCASIONALLY! And stood up for herself! It was great!
There is NO ROMANCE. Which endlessly pleases me, because the book deals with mental illness and heavy grief, and adding romance in would’ve messed up the gravity of the situation completely. I’m really glad it just focused on (A) people getting stabbed in the face, and (B) ghosts screaming and comingout of the walls, and (C) very very bad cooking.

Well, I did mention the beginning was a potato. We’re in one of those big ol’ Victorian estates, so everyone is posh and formal and unfeeling, and Lucy’s hobbies include DOING NOTHING EVER. So. I could nap? The ending makes up for this however. SO KEEP THAT IN MIND. I just felt like fast-forwarding the first 100-pages.
The representation of mental illness is not….great. Lucy cuts herself. But this isn’t really discussed. It’s such a huge topic and I felt it was just brushed over. The suicide and grief and depressino topics also felt like they were barely touched. #disappointing
The writing felt so unemotional. We got told Lucy was sad. And we got told she lay in bed for two days straight after witnessing a death. But did we see it? NOPE. Did it come out in her actions, her mannerisms, her expressions? NOPE. The book was all “tell tell tell” and it didn’t pack a punch with visual or emotional writing.
Lucy’s father could win the award for WORST DAD EVER. Things go massively wrong and he’s like “Aw, dear, get some rest.” He’s dismissive of mental illness, he cares NOTHING about his daughter going insane through grief. He never checks on her. HE’S A WORM. But yet that was intentional so even though I hated reading it, I get that it was part of the story!
The ending was….NOT AN ENDING. Fair warning: if you like closure, this book is laughing at you. Because THERE IS NOT AN ENDING. HAHHAHA…HAH hah..ha…ha….Excuse me I’m screaming. I’m actually unsure what the point of the story was? Because the ending had no resolution. Ergo I assume the point is “if you hear screaming in the walls of your house, GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS YOU FRICK FRACKING CAN.” Which is an excellent moral, to be honest. Let’s all adhere to it.

As far as horrors go, it was horrible! Which is great!

But I wanted the writing to rivet me to the page instead of me feeling like I was gnawing through disappointing cheeseless pizza. The blandness nearly made the gory parts fail to deliever. But still…there is mystery! Intrigue! Murder! BLOOD AND GUTS. If you want to be creeped out, here you go and you’re welcome.

Also FYI if you think your family is messed up — read this. You’ll love your family after this. YOU’LL NEVER COMPLAIN AGAIN.

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. The Women in the Walls by Amy Lukavics was published October, 2016.

Lucy Acosta’s mother died when she was three. Growing up in a Victorian mansion in the middle of the woods with her cold, distant father, she explored the dark hallways of the estate with her cousin, Margaret. They’re inseparable—a family.
When her aunt Penelope, the only mother she’s ever known, tragically disappears while walking in the woods surrounding their estate, Lucy finds herself devastated and alone. Margaret has been spending a lot of time in the attic. She claims she can hear her dead mother’s voice whispering from the walls. Emotionally shut out by her father, Lucy watches helplessly as her cousin’s sanity slowly unravels. But when she begins hearing voices herself, Lucy finds herself confronting an ancient and deadly legacy that has marked the women in her family for generations.

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do you read much horror?! do you ever get genuinely scared by a book (i don’t, alas) or just generally disturbed (i definitely get disturbed omg)??? and how often do you find a YA book without romance?? also HAVE YOU READ THIS? discuss with me! i beg!

21st Nov 2016 by CG @ Paper Fury 74 Comments (1)

The Diabolic by S.J. Kincaid // Stabtastic Yet Adorable Anti-Hero Tale

The Diabolic is a very stabby book…so OF COURSE I LOVED IT.

I, well ahem, have a small love for all things stabtastic (shh, that’s a word) and I’m sure that’s normal and fine and nothing to be worried about. I loved how The Diabolic promised a vicious, weaponised, anti-hero, non-human protagonist — AND WE ACTUALLY GOT ONE. There will be blood tonight! (Points if you get that reference.) So despite not liking one of the finale plot twists, I really enjoyed this book!

It’s set in space! I don’t read much sci-fi so this was actually quite exciting for me! STARS AND SPACE STUFF WOOO! I love these futuristic settings where they mix an ancient Imperial court (kind of Roman? Greek?) with modern technology and spaceships. It’s like ANCIENT GOODNESS IN OUTER SPACE. #win
So much stab. I mean, blood doesn’t fly everywhere, so if you’re squeamy, you’ll be fiiiiine. But it’s actually quite vicious and the characters don’t hold back!
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO. #goodtimes
Nemesis is an adorable deadly cinnamon roll. She’s a genetically engineered weapon, made as permanent bodyguard programmed to love and protect her mistress, Donia. All Nemesis wants in life is to PROTECT HER DARLING DONIA. She’s can be quite a robot, with you know, the whole stunted-feelings-and-Vulcan-outlook-on-life….exceeeeeept: she secretly has feelings. Which leads to secretly wanting to be human. WHICH LEADS TO SECRETLY BEING AWESOME. She is equal parts fierce and fiercly loving. I like.
Ooh, look! Manipulation and mind games. I love mind games. This is full of plot twists, blackmail, political intrigue, plots, conspiracies and mind-manipulation amongst the Emperor and his backstabbing family. YAS.
We must mention Tyrus, of course. He’s the emperor’s nephew and next in line for the throne and QUITE MAD. But I really loved how clever he was. Plus he wasn’t exactly nice which is brilliant — OH STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM THIS REVIEW. COME BAAAAACK. I SWEAR IT’S NORMAL TO LIKE MEAN CHARACTERS. I may seem to be psychotic sitting here saying “Ooh yay mean characters!” but they were actually “mean” as in “these-are-characters-I-can-root-for-because-they-love-fiercely-and-stab-just-as-fiercely”.
Also there is a super cute dog! And by “cute” I mean it was an ugly brute and Nemesis, aka “cold hearted and unfeeling”, was an absolute marshmallow to her dog. I LOVE THIS. SO MUCH CUTE.
It was exciting! I get cautious when books are set in imperial courts because it can tend to end in dull tea-parties and the odd cup of poisoned tea. Never fear. There are plenty of near-death and total-death experiences (AND POISONED TEA) and the occasional nice dance where my OTP threatens to break each other’s necks. Which leads me to…
YES I SHIP IT. Tyrus and Nemesis are damaged, slightly evil, totally poisonous, and darkly good underneath all that. THESE are the kind of characters I love reading about.

It did vaguely feel like a huge mash up. Look there’s nothing new out there. But when you’ve read a loooooot of books (aka me) you start to feel rather unsurprised by things. Basically this book has a LIST of things it reminds me of. For instance:
- The Winner’s Curse = Grecian/Roman setting with politics and mind games written in a similar style to The Diabolic
- Spark = genetically modified people designed specifically to protect other people
- Red Rising = Grecian/Roman setting with the stabby aspects, plus the carving/changing of people’s bones and things
- The Hunger Games = Capitol fashion and amusement tastes + dictatorship that benevolently kills the lower class
- Red Queen = backstabbing royal family + sci-fi elements
I mean, OKAY THAT’S A LOT OF BOOKS IT REMINDED ME OF. And books aren’t ever going to be fully original, right?? But as I was reading I couldn’t help going “Yeah I saw that plot twist in Red Queen” and “Oh that’s exactly what they did in Red Rising”….and it took some of the excitement out of things.
Let’s talk about the dog. But with spoiler tags to be fair to the populace.

SPOILERS

the freaking dog GOT MURDERED and I am THIS CLOSE to just slamming shut a book that ever mentions a dog and throwing it across the galaxy BECAUSE STAHP KILLING THE DOGS, YOU MONSTER AUTHORS. STAHP STAHP STAPH. *throws self weeping to the ground. And no. I am not okay. If you wondered. I loved this dog. I loved it so much.

The plot twist at the end WAS ANNOYING. Arghghgh. It’s grating me to pieces. If I was a piece of cheese, I would be grated so finely you could spread me on your pasta sauce and rename me parmasen sprinkles. Not happy. In fact, I want to spoiler discuss this too:

MORE SPOILERS

It was just so freaking obvious that the evil mother of the emperor was lying. I mean, DUH?!?!??! Nemesis KNOWS she’s a rat, she KNOWS the empress wants everyone dead, particularly her annoying nephew. This has been established the WHOLE BOOK. But then at the very end when Donia is murdered by poison and the empress is like “Oh Tyrus is behind this” and Nemesis just believes her straight away??? I don’t buy it. In fact, it was annoying. Nemisis was clever and intelligent for the whole book and then in a heartbeat she just believed something unbelievable? Why would she believe the grandmother over Tyrus? Like, yeah sure, trust your enemy and hate your lover FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL YOU INSUFFERABLE MULBERRY.

Despite a few squinty glares, I really did totally enjoy this book!

Sure it wasn’t perfect for me, but mind games??? Stabbing?? Starships??? Conspiracies to take down an empire??? Forbidden romance??? Inhuman characters finding their emotional sides??? (Of which that is my favourite trope, okay.) An ending that leaves me wanting more?? Plus a ship that is totally unstable and dangerous and deadly and lovely??? This just ticks so many “YES YES YES” boxes for me that I am notoriously pleased with this book. Go read it, immediately, I say good sir!

THANK YOU TO SIMON AND SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. The Diabolic by SJ Kincaid was published November, 2016.

A Diabolic is ruthless. A Diabolic is powerful. A Diabolic has a single task: Kill in order to protect the person you’ve been created for.
Nemesis is a Diabolic, a humanoid teenager created to protect a galactic senator’s daughter, Sidonia. The two have grown up side by side, but are in no way sisters. Nemesis is expected to give her life for Sidonia, and she would do so gladly. She would also take as many lives as necessary to keep Sidonia safe.
When the power-mad Emperor learns Sidonia’s father is participating in a rebellion, he summons Sidonia to the Galactic court. She is to serve as a hostage. Now, there is only one way for Nemesis to protect Sidonia. She must become her. Nemesis travels to the court disguised as Sidonia – a killing machine masquerading in a world of corrupt politicians and two-faced senators’ children. It’s a nest of vipers with threats on every side, but Nemesis must keep her true abilities a secret or risk everything.
As the Empire begins to fracture and rebellion looms closer, Nemesis learns there is something more to her than just deadly force. She finds a humanity inside her that is true and pure – more so than that of most humans she encounters. Amidst all the danger, action and intrigue, her humanity just might be the thing that saves her life – and the empire.

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do you like characters who are inhuman weapons of mass (feels) destruction?? and do you ever feel like books are all starting to sound the same? and do you like stabby books? DO YOU?? (i hope you do because you’re reading my blog and I review a lot of them) and if you’ve read this one, do tell me your thoughts so we can chat!

1st Aug 2016 by CG @ Paper Fury 107 Comments (3)

#MiniReviews // The Thrilly Thriller Edition

We’re back to nefarious MINI REVIEWS!

Ah, now, I do realise I only did a batch last week, but I’m drowning in surprise review-copies so here we go anyway. This week I’m bunching the rather thrilly thrillers together — the ones that’ll make you shudder and consider moving to a lone island in the Maldives because people are scary.

Although (as seems to be popular with my mini-munchies) I personally wasn’t particularly terrified with any of these. But I always struggle to be impressed by thrillers. Why? I blame Dangerous Girls by Abigail Haas. It was THE most amazing thriller I’ve ever consumed (aka it left me traumatised for weeks) and since then nothing has quite lived up to it. I’m just apparently very hard to scare. (Unless you take away my cake.)

BUT MOVING FORWARD ANYWAY! Some of these might appeal to you, and in that case: ENJOY! And remember! Don’t talk to strangers, kids! Or better yet, don’t talk to anyone! They’re probably a psychopath!

(Thank you to Hot Keys, Simon & Schuster, Penguin, and Bloomsbury for these review-copies!)

WITH MALICE BY EILEEN COOK

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★★✩✩✩ // published June, 2016

Wish you weren’t here . . .
When Jill wakes up in a hospital bed with her leg in a cast, the last six weeks of her life are a complete blank. All she has been told is that she was involved in a fatal accident while on a school trip in Italy and had to be jetted home to receive intensive care. Care that involves a lawyer. And a press team. Because maybe the accident . . . wasn’t just an accident.
With no memory of what happened or what she did, can Jill prove her innocence? And can she really be sure that she isn’t the one to blame?

While it definitely kept me intrigued and suspicious of everyone, With Malice honestly failed me for pure slowness. Nothing much happened??? Which is weird for a thriller. And it felt like it was trying very very hard to be “the next Dangerous Girls” with the kids-overseas-for-a-holiday-and-something-goes-terribly-wrong thing but sort of bellyflopped. Or maybe I am just a moody grape. That option is viable too.

Good writing! I wanted ANSWERS, DANGIT and it was very easy to gobble up.
Everyone was suspicious. Always excellent for a murder-mystery-thriller-thing. I even suspected the cleaners at one point, which was ridiculous because they weren’t even there at the crime, but I like to be thorough.
Gelato. A book with gelato is doing it right, obviously.

It’s only half narrated by Jill. The rest is newspaper clippings, police transcripts, interviews, snippets from a guide book. Yes. A GUIDE BOOK. I don’t understand how that related at all. But all of these “extras” obviously gave us different opinions on the WHO DUNNIT, but they were also quite boring to read and just telling telling telling. I felt very unattached to the whole story.
Oh hello amnesia trope. I only see you in every thriller ever. #cliche
And poisonous friendships trope really frustrate me. It’s not a BAD trope, per se, it’s just one I’m thoroughly sick of. Particularly when BFF-stories (even when they are nice to each other) have little impact on me because how can girls be so backstabby and still say they’re friends??? I just??? I can’t????
I felt like a lot of the story was IMPLIED instead of EXPLORED. Detachment = me.
The finale felt really out of character for Jill. I suppose when you’re under pressure…YOU CAN BREAK AND DO STUPID THINGS! Sure! But it made. no. sense. and therefore I disliked the ending.
It’s not even REALLY set in Italy. It’s mostly set in a rehab hospital. #napping
The message I’m taking away is: IF YOU HAVE A BFF ONE OF YOU IS PROBABLY GOING TO DIE AND THE OTHER GET ACCUSED OF YOUR MURDER SO LET’S ALL BE HERMITS ON SMALL ISLANDS OFF THE COAST OF WALES AND RAISE GOATS AND EAT CHEESE AND BE ALONE.
#winning

NERVE BY JEANNE RYAN

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★★✩✩✩ // published July, 2016

A high-stakes online game of dares turns deadly.
When Vee is picked to be a player in NERVE, an anonymous game of dares broadcast live online, she discovers that the game knows her. It tempts her with amazing prizes taken from her ThisIsMe page and teams her up with her perfect boy: sizzling-hot Ian. At first it’s exhilarating – Vee and Ian’s fans cheer them on to riskier dares with higher stakes. But the game takes a twisted turn. Just how far will Vee go before she loses NERVE?

Ah, a delightful book featuring stupid people doing stupid things for money. See the main problem here is I am a very logical person so I didn’t at all connect with anyone in this story because I couldn’t understand how they could DO STUPID THINGS FOR MONEY. Don’t you like life???? (Note: I like life.)

Initially it did keep me hooked. The whole premise is a bunch of people on the internet making other people do dares (the people who do the dares get money/prizes) and the whole time I was like “What whacky thing will happen next???”
Quick ‘n’ easy read! So if you’re curious but not sure, at least it won’t take you very long to devour. It’s under 300-pages!
The movie trailer looks good! Shh, this isn’t cheating. Also the movie trailer looks…nothing…like the book. Hmm.
It hates on shy/quiet people. Vee is this shy/boring/responsible girl who decides those are really negative traits, ergo doing crazy dares will make her into a more interesting/better person. I HATE THIS TROPE. I think it’s harmful.
The rest of the characters felt irritatingly cliche. Like the combination of: (A) Tommy; the boy with an unrequited crush on Vee that she entirely is oblivious about, (B) the BFF who is a star and drama queen and gets angry if Vee dares be cooler than her; and then (C) the absolutely JERK OF THE YEAR boy who Vee is in luuuuuuve with (even though he only wants to talk about her bra size) and then (D) the hot, charming and too-nice-for-this-world NERVE partner Vee teams up with to do the dares WHO SHE GETS AN INSTA CRUSH ON BUT DON’T WORRY IT’S PROBABLY TRUE LOVE.
Most of the dares felt really dumb to me. Maaaybe that’s the point? But the Watchers have to PAY to watch people do this stuff. Would you pay to watch someone dump coffee on their head? #no
Vee is a Chronic Whiner. And crier. I mean, forget that SHE SIGNED UP FOR THIS ON HER OWN ACCORD, but she will sob her way through at least every dare.
Do people actually TRUST anonymous internet companies that get ahold of your personal information and start blackmailing you??
USE YOUR GOD GIVEN BRAINS, PEOPLE.

ERM YES I COVERED MY WALL IN PENGUIN POSTCARDS #NOREGRETS

BURNING BY DANIELLE ROLLINS

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★★✩✩✩ // published July, 2016

After three years in juvie, Angela Davis is just three months shy of release. She’ll finally see her little brother again. And she’ll get the hell out of the pit that is Brunesfield Correctional Facility.
But then Jessica arrives … She’s young, only ten years old, and she’s brought to Brunesfield in shackles under the highest security possible. She doesn’t speak and is placed in the segregation ward. No one knows what she did to end up there. But there are plenty of rumours. Soon creepy things begin to happen to Angela and her friends that can only be traced to the new girl’s arrival and it becomes clear that Jessica is more dangerous than anyone ever expected.

This book is a crimey-paranormal-horror-thriller-sci-fi….I think. A book with an identity crisis? Anyway, it’s basically about Angela (who’s in Juvie) who gets manipulated into caring for a psycho 10-year-old WHO SETS FIRE TO THINGS WITH HER MIND. Epic premise, but the extremely far fetched sci-fi conspiracy series and the slow setting did ultimately turn me off.

Despite not being creepy enough, Jessica (the 10yo burning girl) still had some creeptastic moments! And she was cute! And psycho! SO YAY.
There is a pretty cool friendship dynamic between Angela and her two roomies: Issie and Cara. #FRIENDSHIPWIN
Plenty of diversity: including a variety of ages, ethnicity, and Angela has dyslexia.
Juvie is always an interesting setting. Reminds me why I’m a super good person and always keep on the right side of the law. (Except for that library fine that one time…)
SO SLOW. SOOOOO SLOOOOOOW. It’s a thriller, isn’t it?! But so many mundane chapters of kitchen duties where NOTHING HAPPENS and monologues from crabby guards and then Angela having no idea what’s happening for 94% of the plot = snooze.
I’m really not into the whole “evil creepy scientist conspiracy lady”. I mean, she wasn’t even being evil for a reason.
Angela’s backstory as SUCH a let down. She narrates in 1st person and is lumped in with the “dangerous/high security girls” and constantly says “I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I DID TO END UP IN JUVIE AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.” Well obviously the truth does come out and it’s incredibly lame. She’s claiming to be a “monster” but…seriously? No. Sit down you mild cucumber.
Let’s not even talk about the RANDOM ROMANCE WITH THE GUARD. Zero chemistry. Zero sense. They didn’t even know each other. Whyyyyyy was there romance????
Suspend disbelief. Suspend it all. Twice. Ugh.

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN BY RANSOM RIGGS

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★★✩✩✩ // originally published 2011; movie-tie-in-cover August 2016

A mysterious island. An abandoned orphanage. And a strange collection of very curious photographs. It all waits to be discovered in Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children, an unforgettable novel that mixes fiction and photography in a thrilling reading experience. As our story opens, a horrific family tragedy sets sixteen-year-old Jacob journeying to a remote island off the coast of Wales, where he discovers the crumbling ruins of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. As Jacob explores its abandoned bedrooms and hallways, it becomes clear that the children who once lived here—one of whom was his own grandfather—were more than just peculiar. They may have been dangerous. They may have been quarantined on a desolate island for good reason. And somehow—impossible though it seems—they may still be alive.

I’m kiiiiind of cheating here, because I read this book back in 2014. BUT HEY! This is the new movie-edition-tie-in-cover and I think it’s downright gorgeous. Unfortunately it doesn’t make me love the actual book. I know. I’m a complete letdown to society.

The weird vintage photos are COOL. And it’s just such an original and unique idea to tell a story with the help of creeptastic old photos.
The setting was super vivid! Boggy moors! Wales! Rain! Please never let me go there I’d drown!
It’s definitely peculiar. I AIN’T ARGUING WITH THE TITLE.
It wasn’t really that creepy. I was not creeped. I demand to be creeped. Even though the photos were weird I didn’t think they were horrifying.
The writing didn’t really strike any emotions in me. It actually felt middle-grade in style/simplicity.
Which brings me to Jacob…he felt twelve. SORRY BUT HE DID. He was also quite boring and spoiled and he sits there whining “I have no friends” while I am like “DUDE LOOK AT YOUR ATTITUDE.” Plus most of the Peculiar children he meets are actually children. So why was he so much older?
Just for a book that’s so famous and hyped, I was monstrously underwhelmed.
Also — WHY IS JOHNNY DEPP NOT IN THIS MOVIE???? WHAT IS THIS????

are you easily thrilled by thrillers?? recommend me a thriller that knocked your socks off??! and have you read any of these because me + your thoughts = an excellent idea. PLEASE CHAT COPIOUSLY.

13th Jun 2016 by CG @ Paper Fury 104 Comments (2)

The Unexpected Everything by Morgan Matson // Friendship & Puppies…What More To Happiness Is There?

Because the law requires me to make some sort of pun about the title here…I MUST SAY, GOOD SIR, THIS WAS AN UNEXPECTED DELIGHT. Although not everything was delightful. But lucky for your precious faces, I’m going to have an orderly list of likes vs dislikes. But regardless, my ultimate feeling over this tome (AND IT IS A TOME BECAUSE IT’S LIKE 500000 PAGES) is definite summery * delight. **

* Although FYI it is winter in Australia. I realise the Americans are all like “Oh let’s publish nice summery books and be seasonal with our fiction!” but I am huddled under 74 blankets while forced to read your summer books and being murderously bitter about it all, honestly. #AppreciateCaitsSuffering”
** And do you know how often I read books I can accuse of being “delightful”???? Like 3% of the time. Everything I read is depressing or has dragons. #priorities

THE FOCUS ON FRIENDSHIP!
Friendship is the BIGGEST THING in this book! (Also a common theme in Matson books, I’ve noticed.) Which gives you that “N’awww, this is so fabulous” sort of warm fuzzie feeling. Andie has three really super close friends (Bri, Toby, and Palmer) who, despite their confusing names, are all girls — and these four are TIGHT. HUZZAH. PLUS! The story really focuses on the building relationship of Andie and her dad. In the beginning? Andie and her dad are basically strangers — and then their relationship develops into the best father-daughter friendship I’ve EVER READ BASICALLY. They watch John Wayne (ew) and have midnight ice cream meetings and have inside jokes and IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE.

THE LOVE INTEREST IS A HOMESCHOOLER
WHO IS NOT A FREAK. Be still my beating heart. Clark is a) a huge nerd, b) socially shy but not inept, c) a homeschool gradate, d) and a fantasy writer. (AKA = HE IS THE MALE VERSION OF ME.) He was absolutely adorable and goes down as one of my favourite bookish boys in the universe. I shipped him and Andie to Jupiter and back, basically. And just endless applause for the fact that THERE IS A HOMESCHOOLER IN A CONTEMPORARY WHO IS ACCURATELY AND NICELY REPRESENTED. (!!!) It needs repeating. Also all the writer references and jokes were gold.

IT’S A PLEASANTLY FUN BOOK TO DEVOUR.
Although I confess to stressing out majorly because happy books?????? I do not trust ’em. But that aside — it was all about the fun shenanigans of a laid-back summer. Scavenger hunts, waffles, a few parties (that were not wild or untasteful) movies, witty banter, roooooooomance. (Also the romance was slow-burn and fabulous.) It was totally PLEASURABLE to read, despite the fact that, YA KNOW, I’m freezing over here and bitter about that.

HELLO, SO MANY DOGS.
Andie is set to go to pre-pre-med-med school (shhh, it’s a thing) but gets dumped from the program at the last minute. She ends up walking dogs all summer. I KNOW. DREAM JOB. (I am actually quitting being a writer directly and taking up dog walking because PUPPPPPIES.) So there are tons of dogs (and a few cats) in this novel and it’s GLORIOUS and none of them die. #win

I ACCIDENTALLY LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF.
The witty banter was so brilliant I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. And this is from the Vulcan who usually gives a brief “heh” to summaries great mirth. But this time? ABSOLUTELY CRACKING UP.

ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF ME

TOO LONG. FAR FAR FAR TOO LONG
I’m not gonna lie: it nearly lost a star for this. I got bored several times. I understand the endless chapters were to build the friendships — but THERE WERE SO MANY RANDOM RABBIT RUNS. Literally pages and pages of events that really didn’t contribute to the plot. And, well…what plot, really? It had laughs, sweet moments, small calamities to overcome, and smooching in the sunshine. But definitely didn’t excel in any sort of plot direction. I found the first 100-pages rather excruciatingly slow and tedious because of this, but once they were OVER I did thoroughly enjoy myself. But HELLO CONTEMPORARIES NEVER NEED TO BE 500-PAGES.

TOO ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE
Maybe I just read too much? But I could’ve outlined this entire book before I read it. Not one. single. thing. surprised me and I think the predictability contributed to the afore mentioned nap-ness.

THE CLIMAX FAILED TO MOVE ME AT ALL
This could be because I’m Vulcan, I totally admit…but the climax focused on a drama around one of the secondary characters. Okay…um, isn’t this Andie’s story? Of course it affected her and she made mistakes and then — DID A STUPID THING AND I WANTED TO DUNK HER IN A DOG BOWL — but the drama didn’t worry me at all because it centred on the feelings of a secondary character I didn’t care about. Luckily the last chapter was so suffocatingly CUTE that I looked past my “meh/detached” feels and ended the book feeling HAPPY.

The Unexpected Everything was definitely a deliciously summery friendship story!

I enjoyed that a lot! (I miss me zombies and stabbings though.) But the predictability and the length did give me lots of YAWN moments. However, puppies and ice cream and the cutest fantasy writer love interest to ever grace literature MORE than make up for that.

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. The Unexpected Everything by Morgan Matson was published May, 2016.

Andie has a plan and she always sticks to the plan.
Future? A top tier medical school.
Dad? Avoid as much as possible (which isn’t that hard considering he’s a Congressman and never around).
Friends? Palmer, Bri, and Toby – pretty much the most awesome people on the planet, who needs anyone else?
Relationships? No one’s worth more than three weeks.
So it’s no surprise she’s got her summer all planned out too.
Until a political scandal cancels her summer pre-med internship, and lands both her and Dad back in the same house for the first time in years. Suddenly she’s doing things that aren’t Andie at all – working as a dog walker, doing an epic scavenger hunt with her dad and maybe, just maybe, letting the super cute Clark in closer than expected. Palmer, Bri and Toby tell her to embrace all the chaos, but here’s the thing … can she?

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18th Apr 2016 by CG @ Paper Fury 70 Comments (4)

Lady Midnight // That Review That’s Stuffed With Rabid Shadowhunter Feels

The first thing you should know is that I am a permanent rabid Shadowhunter fangirl. EMPHASIS ON THE “RABID” BECAUSE BASICALLY THIS WORLD IS MY LOVE AND I SHALL ADORE EVERYTHING IN IT. Ergo, I was doomed to love Lady Midnight.

So basically I’m about to fangirl ridiculously. #SorryNotSorry But at least I’ll do it in list format so we can pretend my shriekings are sensibly organised.

L O V E S

HOW INCREDIBLY AWESOME EVERYTHING IS.
Oh shush. I know that explains nothing, but duuuuude: What isn’t glorious here?!?! It has everything a Shadowhunter book should have (fighting demons; sass; complex world; magic; mayhem) — but this time we’re solving a very old murder mystery (the murder of Emma’s parents).
- Plus there’s cult stuff going down.
- Plus there’s tons of subplots about “forbidden love”.
- Plus Cassandra Clare’s writing just keeps getting better and BETTER.
- Plus this is like the 12th Shadowhunter book?! And yet it’s fresh and exciting and amazing?! WIZARDRY.

I LOVED EMMA AND JULIAN…A LOT.
They’re parabatai (a phrase here which means “really really close warrior buddies who aren’t allowed to be in love”) but, hahhahahahhahaha…they so totally are in love. Cue angst and heartbreak. Emma narrates more than Julian, but I did prefer Julian just because he’s a very complex character and kind of devious. But he’s so SWEET and HONOURABLE you really don’t expect it. Whereas Emma is 100% “LET’S SMITE ALL THE THINGS” which is awesome, but she was very easy to understand. Emma was endlessly sassy though and this = I love.

“We are well known for our jests, japes, and ballads,” the faerie said, clearly offended. “Some of our ballads last for weeks.”
“I don’t have that kind of time,” Emma said. “I’m a Shadowhunter. Quip fast, die young.”

ALSO IT FOCUSES ON BIG FAMILIES!
I was only complaining last week that not enough books have big families. And — BOOM — here is a fantasy Shadowhunter one. Julian has 4 younger siblings that he’s been raising since he was 12. They are like his kids. IT IS SO ADORABLE. Plus his half-fey older brother (Mark) was kidnapped and has now been returned but has ZERO clue how the human world works. Plus all the siblings are unique with distinct personalities. AND they were INVOLVED in the story. My heart.

ALSO THIS IS THE FIRST FANTASY I’VE READ THAT HAS A WONDERFUL, ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF AUTISM.
One of Julian’s younger siblings (Ty) has Autism and it’s like the most accurate representation I’ve seen in a LONG time. It’s not stereotyped or cliche, there is more to Ty than his Autism, and he is loved and helped despite it. No one talks about curing him. No one talks about how his life would be better without it. Ty is awesome and capable and intelligent. I ACTUALLY CRY HAPPY TEARS NOW.

Julian had looked at his own inexact, messy work and Ty’s methodical rows, and thought: We both see the same world, but in a different way. Ty feels the same joy I do, the joy of creation. We feel all the same things, only the shape of our feelings are different.

Ty said nothing. His hands were still fluttering in their repetitive movements. There had been a time when Ty’s father had tried to train him to immobility, had held his sons’ hands tightly at his sides when he was upset and said, “Still, still”. It had panicked Ty into throwing up. Julian never did that. He just said everyone got butterflies when they were nervous; some people got them in their stomaches, and Ty showed them in his hands.

ALSO SECONDARY CHARACTER LOVE! OF COURSE!
We cannot forget them.
- Cristina is from Mexico and she’s pretty dang awesome.
- Mark is the estranged Blackthorn brother who’s been kidnapped/tortured by fey for the last 5 years and he is completely tragic AND I LOVED HIM AND IS QUIET PSYCHOTIC SIDE.
- Malcolm, the resident warlock, continues to be entertaining.
- Uncle Arthur was pretty much insane. (And reminds me of those Uncle Arthur bedtime stories. Anyone else? No?)
- Church was there. The cat, I mean.

DON’T FORGET THE CAMEOS!
So you can definitely read this book WITHOUT having read any other Shadowhunter books. (Isn’t that handy dandy?!) But I do recommend reading at least The Mortal Instruments first. The last book, City of Heavenly Fire, is where Emma/Julian are first introduced. BUT ANYWAY! There are cameos from:
- Clary and Jace — Clary is Emma’s hero plus they both make an appearance at the end.
- Jem and Tessa — because Jem is a Carstairs! Emma is a Carstaris! EVERYONE IS RELATED.
- Magnus and Alec — who have adopted two sons. #PerfectShipisPerfect
- Isabelle and Simon — there’s a mini short story at the end about their engagement party.

I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I AM IN LOVE.
THAT IS ALL.

“You’re too skinny,” she said as brightly as she could. “Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.”
“I hope they put that on my tombstone.”

D I S L I K E S

(There are like only a teen tiny amount because the book was NEARLY perfection.)

IT WAS FAR TOO LONG. Hmm…I firmly believe a book never needs to be 700-pages. Firstly — IT HURTS MY WRISTS. Secondly I loved being thoroughly immersed in the world but it did go on and on at times when…less is more, you know?
THERE WAS A VILLAIN MONOLOGUE THAT WAS SO CLICHE. Maybe I’m being nitpicky…but honestly?! An insanely long villain monologue. WUT.
THE STAKES WEREN’T AS HIGH AS I EXPECTED. Don’t get me wrong! The ending was panic inducing. But I kept being surprised because in previous series the characters were nearly dying when they were much younger.

Basically?!?? I’m so so happy right now and my soul is stuffed with Shadowhunter feels.

Who is that beaming like a Cheshire cat? OH THAT IS ME.

Lady Midnight stole my heart and made me laugh (OUT LOUD COPIOUSLY) and I am not ashamed to be thoroughly rabidly addicted to the Shadowhunter universe. I loved the new characters and how flawlessly Cassandra Clare balanced such a huge cast. I loved the mystery angle. The devious plot twists WERE DEVIOUS. I cannot wait for more.

(Speaking of which, in 2017 we not only get the The Dark Artifices #2: Lord of Shadows BUT! we also get Chain of Thorns! Which is set in 1903 and deals with the next generation after Tessa/Will/Jem. CUE SHRIEKING AND FLAILING. 2017 is going to be glorious.)

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. LADY MIDNIGHT (THE DARK ARTIFICES #1) BY CASSANDRA CLARE WAS PUBLISHED MARCH, 2016.

It’s been five years since the events of City of Heavenly Fire that brought the Shadowhunters to the brink of oblivion. Emma Carstairs is no longer a child in mourning, but a young woman bent on discovering what killed her parents and avenging her losses.
Together with her parabatai Julian Blackthorn, Emma must learn to trust her head and her heart as she investigates a demonic plot that stretches across Los Angeles, from the Sunset Strip to the enchanted sea that pounds the beaches of Santa Monica. If only her heart didn’t lead her in treacherous directions…
Making things even more complicated, Julian’s brother Mark-who was captured by the faeries five years ago-has been returned as a bargaining chip. The faeries are desperate to find out who is murdering their kind-and they need the Shadowhunters’ help to do it. But time works differently in faerie, so Mark has barely aged and doesn’t recognize his family. Can he ever truly return to them? Will the faeries really allow it?
Glitz, glamours, and Shadowhunters abound in this heartrending opening to Cassandra Clare’s Dark Artifices series.

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have you read any Shadowhunter books?!? which is your favourite series so far?! (or favourite character; if you want to answer that utterly torturous question…) and how do you feel about super long books? do you think they ever need to be this long? (ALSO: SHARE YOUR LADY MIDNIGHT FEELS WITH ME.)

You know what this book is?! Absolutely EXCELLENT.

Thank you to Simon & Schuster for having me on the blog tour!

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I am absolutely wholly and messily in love with this book.

I knew I’d like it…but noooo. I LOVED it.

➸ It’s a story of college and the awkwardness of growing up and anxiety.

➸ I found them both SO relatable.

➸ I loved all the diversity in the book too!

➸ Basically what I want from a book? MAKE ME FEEL.

what’s a book that surprised you by how much you loved it?? and have you read Emergency Contact yet?!

This book is so adorable and makes me laugh and then proceeds to throw my face-first into the void.

WHAT TO EXPECT

The focus of this story?! CHARACTERS and solely characters.

THESE TWO. Seriously the characters were incredible and just leapt off the page with the BEST banter.

Themes of “friendship breakups” were explored as well as romance.

It’s also a Quiet YA™ story.

Can we have a sec to talk about the ending?!

So basically it is soft and sweet and entirely captivatingly written and dID THINGS to my feels.

ALSO BY THESE AUTHORS

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silver is published October 2018.

ok tell me some of your dream-author-collabs!! who would you pitch together?! and have you read this one or any of Becky/Adam’s work?? Tell me your favourites!

The Boneless Mercies is the kind of atmospheric book that you just want to soak in.

SOME THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT

Let’s talk about our band of Mercy killer girls, shall we?!

This is the story of witches and bones and honeyed bread and curses and whippings and axes and marshes and gold and justice.

Thank you to Simon & Schuster for the review-copy. The Boneless Mercies by April Genevieve Tucholke was published October 2018.

ok tell me a book you thought was one genre buuut it turned out to be something else!? and have you read this book? do you wish there were more standalone fantasies?

I Have Lost My Way is a little blue bundle of damaged characters, family angst, and emotional destruction.

THANK YOU SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. I Have Lost My Way by Gayle Forman was published April 2018.

do you like stories told over one-day?!? (any others you’ve read?) and how many narrators do you like in a book? also have you read this one and is it on your TBR?!

All I can say is that Lord Of Shadows was so so so so so so so so so so so so EXCELLENT.

NOTE #1: This is the sequel to Lady Midnight! There will be mild spoilers for the first book in this review. But NO spoilers for Lord of Shadows! (Or they’ll be hidden by tags anyway.)

+ I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING. IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD.

+ As far as sequels goes? Lord of Shadows was perfect.

+ Plot? OBVIOUSLY I LOVED IT.

+ Okay so let’s talk about the characters?!? WHAT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

+ And I will always cheer appreciatively for the Autism rep!!

+ So so much shipping is to be done.

+ DIVERSITY IS A+.

+ Cliffhanger?? Haha…you didn’t want…to be calm…ever again…did you.

+ SPOILERS ABOUT THE ENDING:

+ Perfect book is perfect.

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices #2) by Cassandra Clare was published May, 2017.

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are you into the Shadowhunter books???! PLEASE FLAIL WITH ME IF YOU ARE. which is your favourite series? character? ship?? is anyone else screaming after finishing Lord of Shadows? did you prefer book 1 or 2 in The Dark Artifices?!?

Well that was freakishly DISTURBING.

As far as horrors go, it was horrible! Which is great!

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. The Women in the Walls by Amy Lukavics was published October, 2016.

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do you read much horror?! do you ever get genuinely scared by a book (i don’t, alas) or just generally disturbed (i definitely get disturbed omg)??? and how often do you find a YA book without romance?? also HAVE YOU READ THIS? discuss with me! i beg!

The Diabolic is a very stabby book…so OF COURSE I LOVED IT.

Despite a few squinty glares, I really did totally enjoy this book!

THANK YOU TO SIMON AND SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW COPY. The Diabolic by SJ Kincaid was published November, 2016.

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We’re back to nefarious MINI REVIEWS!

(Thank you to Hot Keys, Simon & Schuster, Penguin, and Bloomsbury for these review-copies!)

WITH MALICE BY EILEEN COOK

NERVE BY JEANNE RYAN

BURNING BY DANIELLE ROLLINS

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN BY RANSOM RIGGS

are you easily thrilled by thrillers?? recommend me a thriller that knocked your socks off??! and have you read any of these because me + your thoughts = an excellent idea. PLEASE CHAT COPIOUSLY.

The Unexpected Everything was definitely a deliciously summery friendship story!

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. The Unexpected Everything by Morgan Matson was published May, 2016.

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do you read books seasonally? or does it not really matter to you? would you take up a job walking dogs? have you read The Unexpected Everything?? THOUGHTS? TELL ME ALL.

L O V E S

“We are well known for our jests, japes, and ballads,” the faerie said, clearly offended. “Some of our ballads last for weeks.” “I don’t have that kind of time,” Emma said. “I’m a Shadowhunter. Quip fast, die young.”

Julian had looked at his own inexact, messy work and Ty’s methodical rows, and thought: We both see the same world, but in a different way. Ty feels the same joy I do, the joy of creation. We feel all the same things, only the shape of our feelings are different.

“You’re too skinny,” she said as brightly as she could. “Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.” “I hope they put that on my tombstone.”

D I S L I K E S

(There are like only a teen tiny amount because the book was NEARLY perfection.)

Basically?!?? I’m so so happy right now and my soul is stuffed with Shadowhunter feels.

THANK YOU TO SIMON & SCHUSTER FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. LADY MIDNIGHT (THE DARK ARTIFICES #1) BY CASSANDRA CLARE WAS PUBLISHED MARCH, 2016.

have you read any Shadowhunter books?!? which is your favourite series so far?! (or favourite character; if you want to answer that utterly torturous question…) and how do you feel about super long books? do you think they ever need to be this long? (ALSO: SHARE YOUR LADY MIDNIGHT FEELS WITH ME.)

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“We are well known for our jests, japes, and ballads,” the faerie said, clearly offended. “Some of our ballads last for weeks.”
“I don’t have that kind of time,” Emma said. “I’m a Shadowhunter. Quip fast, die young.”

“You’re too skinny,” she said as brightly as she could. “Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.”
“I hope they put that on my tombstone.”