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The Tales Of Beedle The Bard (Illustrated Edition!) by JK Rowling + Harry Potter Tag!

My eyeballs have been thoroughly blessed by the gift to the world that is the illustrated version of The Tales of Beedle The Bard.

Seriously this book is gorgeous. I hadn’t read Beedle the Bard before this and I actually can’t fathom why anyone would want to read one without pictures?! Also this reminds me why I’m SO glad they’re doing illustrated editions of all the Harry Potters. My new author life goal is: have a book illustrated. I AM ALL HEART EYES, OK. This is spectacular.

So today I’m going to:

★ Do a little review of Beedle!
★ And also absolutely FLOOD you with gorgeous pictures of the insides.
★ Aaaaand I’ll finish off with a little Harry Potter tag because  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  tags are too fun and I actually don’t talk about Harry Potter a lot around here?! So you definitely want to hear all my opinions. I know you do. I see it in your eyes.

Thank you to Bloomsbury Australia for the review-copy!

THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD by JK Rowling

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A spectacular full-colour illustrated edition of J.K. Rowling’s fairytale classic The Tales of Beedle the Bard, with breathtaking illustrations by all-round genius and national treasure Chris Riddell.
The dazzlingly brilliant Chris Riddell brings his magical illustration talents to J.K. Rowling’s gloriously inventive The Tales of Beedle the Bard in a fully illustrated colour edition of this essential classic for Harry Potter fans. Translated from the runes by Hermione Granger, the volume includes ‘The Tale of the Three Brothers’, familiar to readers of Harry Potter from the crucial role it played in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Mischievous and witty, these five rollicking tales are a deeply satisfying read in the tradition of all great fables and fairytales. Kindnesses are rewarded and selfishness shown to be the ruin of many a wizard. Burping cauldrons, hairy hearts and cackling stumps are met along the way. Each of the tales is accompanied by a deliciously subversive and insightful commentary by Professor Albus Dumbledore, all brought vividly to life with Riddell’s trademark wit and elegance.

My favourite part of this was absolutely the illustrations by Chris Riddell!

The stories were great (a little gory and entirely magical, ha!) but the illustrations just captured the essence of the wizarding world and I couldn’t stop staring at the epic double-page spreads, the characters’ expressions, the detail and the creative depictions! I will forever be disgruntled that not all books of ever are illustrated. If you’re going o read Beedle the Bard, I say 10/10 go for the Illustrated edition.

As for the stories… I quite liked them! Although I’m glad for Dumbledore’s footnotes for a lot because I wasn’t sure what the point was except “DEATH COMES FOR YOU” which is a great thing to tell all the little wizarding children, way to go Beedle. (I laughed at the section where a witch tried to “rewrite” the stories to be more applicable and sweet and kind…and was reminded of that time someone tried to rewrite Harry Potter to be “Christian” and it was so freaking bad lmao. I wonder if JK Rowling was poking fun? I HOPE SO.)

My favourite was The Fountain of Fair Fortune! It was so sweet how a group of people could band together and help each other and become stronger and fill the lonely hollows in their hearts…even without magic. Awww.

Obviously The Tale of Three Brothers is important considering Deathly Hallows centres around it, but I would’ve picked the Elder Wand so oops.

Anyhow! I really enjoyed this! It was light and Dumbledore’s footnotes were funny aND THE ILLUSTRATIONS AFJDSKALD. Excuse me while I just go back to staring at them forever.

 

This is slightly adapted from the “Ultimate Harry Potter Tag” because 30 questions was way too much for someone who has forgotten like…half the books. Excuse me.

1. FAVOURITE VS LEAST FAVOURITE BOOK?

I confess that I really need to reread because I’ve forgotten a lot! But I think Order Of The Phoenix is probably the least favourite??? 100pgs of a Quidditch match ahahah slay me now. AND DEATHLY HALLOWS MOST FAVOURITE. The feeeeelings.

 

2. FAVOURITE VS LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE

I’ve only seen ONE MOVIE! And that was The Prisoner of Azkaban! Whoops haha.

 

3. FAVOURITE QUOTE

4. FAVOURITE FEMALE CHARACTERS

  • Luna Lovegood! (STILL disgruntled that she didn’t have more page time!!)
  • Hermione Granger (an actual queen I adore her so much)
  • Molly Weasley (the ultimate mother bear)
  • McGonagall (hAVE A BISCUIT POTTER…although lowkey think she could’ve just taken out Umbridge and Voldemort by herself, but fine)

5. FAVOURITE MALE CHARACTER

  • Harry! (He was so grumpy and such an unwilling saviour of the world, I LOVE IT)
  • George and Fred (because they are everything an annoying sibling should aspire to be)
  • Kreature (he was relatable tbh)
  • Neville Longbottom (an actual Softest Boy who should be protected forever)

6. FAVOURITE PROFESSOR

The only answer to this is ALWAYS going to be McGonagall, even though I have to google her name constantly. She was so perfectly composed, badass, untouchable, and deadly. In other words: life goals.

 

7. YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE

SLYTHERIN REPRESENT. I also have a lot of Hufflepuff tendencies, which I think I act more like online, but woooow I am so ambitious and just a little deviously cunning (my sister can attest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) and I always end up writing Slytherin characters myself because I LOVE THEM SO.

PS. I sort everything into Hogwarts houses. My characters, my family, my dog, my cereal…none are spared.

8. WHICH SPELL WOULD BE THE MOST USEFUL TO LEARN

How to make a Horcrux…

AHAHAH OK, SETTLE DOWN THERE, VOLDETTE.

9. IF YOU OWNED ONE OF THE THREE HALLOWS, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Now I have read the story in Beedle’s tales and I know the point is you can’t cheat death so don’t be presumptuous and greedy etc etc. But let’s be real, you could do a LOT of damage by being invisible (which apparently was the “noble” choice). Like you could rob banks, steal art, stay in libraries after-hours reading, etc, etc.

I’d choose the Elder Wand though. (I told you I’m a Slytherin…) SEE ME, FEAR ME.

 

10. IS THERE ANY ASPECT OF THE BOOKS YOU’D CHANGE?

  • I thoroughly dislike ALL the ships (sorrrry) but particularly I would make Hermione marry someone intelligent and kind and toss Ron in the ocean.
  • I’d dedicate a whole book just to Luna’s life (I headcanon she is so very thoroughly autistic I LOVE HER)
  • I’d skip the prolonged Quidditch scenes (oops)
  • Get some actual unproblematic diversity in there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  None of this off-the-page-in-retrospect stuff which doesn’t count.
  • Knit myself a Weasley jumper (I’M AWARE THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE IN THE LIST BUT I WANTED TO SAY IT)
  • Feature all the Houses!! Slytherin needed to show it’s good side (cunning doesn’t HAVE to equal evil) and give the Hufflepuffs more page time too!!


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how old where you when you discovered Harry Potter? what would YOU change about the books? aaaand are you excited for the Illustrated edition?!

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Grim Lovelies by Megan Shepherd || Darkly Delicious! I Am So Here For This

This was actually the most deliciously lovely thing.

This is the kind of book where the gorgeous cover thoroughly promises what you’re going to find inside. It was so good, OK?! I completely fell in love with the characters, the vivid world building, thE PASTRY APPRECIATION, and all the characters’ snark (despite them being about to die). Quality content right here thank you I will take 7 more of these books.

OK but where to even start?! (I FLAIL)

The setting! The world! The exquisite descriptions!

I freaking love Paris. I have I been? No. But that doesn’t stop me being a teeny bit obsessed with it. And the descriptions were gorgeous and vivid so it’s like the bookworm trip to Paris! Also Parisian pastries are keeping this world together, so 10/10 here for the appreciation they gave to them.

The descriptions are the kind that are very sensory and really pull you in with the taste of things and colours and the scruffy details of someone’s coat — I LIVE FOR THIS.

I loved that it’s from the perspective of the animals who are enchanted into humans.

You know?! Like in the Disney Cinderella movie where the fairy godmother turns mice into men, etc. THAT is what a “grim lovely” is. (They also call them “Beasties”.) So we have this witch and her 5 enchanted servants (she treats them as slaves too) but when she’s murdered they have 3 days to get someone else to cast a new humanising spell on them or GOODBYE.

Also we don’t know what their animal forms original were, but the 5 of them are: wolf, owl, cat, mouse, and dog.

So obviously we have a huge ticking time bomb here, which I looooved. Makes the pace fast! And stressful! Of course bookworms love stress haha, our grey hair and bloodshot eyes mean nothing, carry on.

I totally fell in love with Anouk as the story went on.

She’s so timid and demure to start with, and she doesn’t suddenly — ZAP — change into a saucy fighter or anything. She stays quiet and calm…but she gets confidence and she fights back and she believes in more than what she’s spoon fed. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. We need more soft™ protagonists! Her arc just ahhhhhh. SO good.

Also the cast is BIG and amazing and I feel all the things for them.

  • CRICKET: She’s like the badass older sister, made to be a thief, and she loves flowers and skulls and lipstick. Love her.
  • BEAU: So of course we must have a love interest (although it’s good that it’s the “we already knew each other” romance because otherwise a 3-day romance is always too hard to believe)…and I admit I DIDN’T LIKE HIM. He’s very overprotective of Anouk. Aka “no no Anouk you can’t do anythinggggg” and I wanted to slap him. I didn’t really see their chemistry? But he drives cars fast so I’ll give him that.
  • LUC: He’s actually missing when the book starts, but he’s the Big Bro figure and they all love him so bad.
  • HUNTER BLACK: he’s the trained assassin and actually starts off an enemy of the rest because he’s super close to the witch’s son. I feel many things for Hunter Black. Ugh the antiheroes get me every time I can’t even.
  • VIGGO: he’s NOT a beastie, but the “witch’s boy”. Basically a kid she stole to use as a blood bank (you need blood for magic) but also spoiled rotten and super rich thanks to the witch. He is AWFUL and we HATE him but by thE END….WHAT HAPPENED WE DON’T. GO VIGGO!!!

They have all the dysfunctional family vibes and I freaking LOVE IT.

Ok so a lot of people have expressed concerned over the Bury Your Gays trope appearing. I’ll put my thoughts in spoilers but I DON’T spoil the book. I’m just talking about the trope’s use:

THOUGHTS (Possibly Spoilery...mostly not)
I am very very rarely ok with this trope. Especially if it’s only the gay character who dies and no straight ones. However for Grim Lovelies: I don’t quite believe That Character is dead. Because they threw in a “probably” and there’s magic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m hoping the author pulls through. Otherwise, people…it’s 2018 and you can’t have the ONLY death be a minority character. Enough of that. We deserve better.

So Pls Prepare Yourself For

☆ magic and witches and enchantments but in a modern setting
☆ Paris!!
☆ staying to eat pastries > running for your life
☆ dysfunctional family squad dynamics
☆ villains grudgingly doing good omg
☆ softest sweet hufflepuff being badass
☆ wickedly beautiful world building
☆ m a g i c
☆ sneaky evil plotting by people you think are sweet
☆ fashion appreciation, especially of epic jackets
☆ LIES AND MURDER

Yes I’m thoroughly in love with this one! It totally captured my imagination, from all the unique twists on old magic, and the fairy tales it wove in, to the gorgeous lush setting and the characters I wOULD DIE FOR. I’m chill as a person, for sure. I’ve wanted an intoxicating magical fantasy for a while and this !! is it !!  

THANK YOU TO HMH TEEN FOR THE ARC. Grim Lovelies by Megan Shepherd is out October 2nd, 2018!

Seventeen-year-old Anouk envies the human world, where people known as Pretties lavish themselves in fast cars, high fashion, and have the freedom to fall in love. But Anouk can never have those things, because she is not really human. Enchanted from animal to human girl and forbidden to venture beyond her familiar Parisian prison, Anouk is a Beastie: destined for a life surrounded by dust bunnies and cinders serving Mada Vittora, the evil witch who spelled her into existence. That is, until one day she finds her mistress murdered in a pool of blood—and Anouk is accused of the crime.
Now, the world she always dreamed of is rife with danger. Pursued through Paris by the underground magical society known as the Haute, Anouk and her fellow Beasties only have three days to find the real killer before the spell keeping them human fades away. If they fail, they will lose the only lives they’ve ever known…but if they succeed, they could be more powerful than anyone ever bargained for.

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tell me which countries you’d like to see more books set in?! will you read Grim Lovelies?? do you like fairy tales from different angles??

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And The Ocean Was Our Sky by Patrick Ness || Upside Down Moby Dick! Also Illustrated! We’ve Been Blessed

And The Ocean Was Our Sky is an extremely beautiful and somewhat odd story.

I do like how Patrick Ness’ books are rarely “the usual” because it’s fresh and different and unpredictable! And the illustrations of this one were just !!! That’s how you write a good review, kids. You say your opinion is “!!!” and pretend to be eloquent. I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS TRUST ME.

This is definitely not like any of the other Ness books. I thought it’d be like A Monster Calls, considering it’s illustrated too, but…not really. It’s extremely metaphorical and basically a fable that talks about war turning people into monsters, and how sometimes you make monsters by forever pursuing justice through violence instead of choosing peace.

So good stuff. I like.

It’s also an upside-down retelling of Moby Dick!

I have nOT read Moby Dick and all I know is that there’s a whale. I’m…I’m a little ashamed of me too. (I actually looked up the wikipedia synopsis about this and gUESS WHAT IT IS ABOUT A WHALE.) However you need to know the original to appreciate this one! But it is upside-down so it’s (a) narrated by the whales, and (b) the whales are harpooning the men now. Which quite frankly makes sense. Men…I can’t even with them. So it was weird but I was onboard (LOL LOL SHIP PUN) for a bit of oddity. Although I’m still confused about how the whales had ships? I couldn’t visualise it and there wasn’t an illustration for it.

Also Toby Wick (VERY CLEVER) was on the evil-human side but I am still 0% sure as to what he was. A man? An actual monster???

As a black-and-white sort of person, I did struggle to read between the lines of all the allegories. 

It feels like an Aesop Fable in style really and the writing has an old-fashion voice so I had to really focus to stay engaged. But the illustrations were GORGEOUS. And they got super dark (so um, yes, this is not middle-grade ok). I also want to raise my hands and just say: “THANK YOU. ADULTS DESERVE ILLUSTRATIONS TOO.” 10/10 would like all books to have more illustrations.

And The Ocean Was Our Sky feels like it’s full of questions and meanings and leaves you thinking. It’s beautifully put together too! Even if I was a bit confused how a whale had a narrator…my imagination got a work out haa ha ha.

THANK YOU TO WALKER BOOKS FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. And The Ocean Was Our Sky by Patrick Ness is published September 2018.

With harpoons strapped to their backs, the proud whales of Bathsheba’s pod live for the hunt, fighting in the ongoing war against the world of men. When they attack a ship bobbing on the surface of the Abyss, they expect to find easy prey. Instead, they find the trail of a myth, a monster, perhaps the devil himself…
As their relentless Captain leads the chase, they embark on a final, vengeful hunt, one that will forever change the worlds of both whales and men.

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alright tell me a YA book you WISH was illustrated?! and do you read much Patrick Ness? What’s your favourite? Will you try this one?

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Whisper Of The Tide (#2) by Sarah Tolcser || Sequel of Pirates, Assassinations, And So Much Salt

Oh I do so long the Song of the Current duology!

Whisper of The Tide was a fantastic sequel, althoooough I admit, I thought it was a trilogy??!! So I didn’t go in expecting this to be THE END. I did love how it wrapped up! I just…wait…wait I wasn’t ready to say goodbye. I was not emotionally prepared for this omg.

It’s such an imaginative series though, and it totally feels like a movie playing out on the page! Pirates and sea drakons and petulant princes and badass female captains. This is the quality content I live for.

You can see my review for the first book, Song Of The Current, here!

 

May be mild spoilers for the first book!? But I will attempt to keep everything as non-spoilery as possible!

I love the adventures Caro goes on with her pirate ship, her complicated love of a monarch, and the dangers of being chosen by a sea god. 

Her life is the exact opposite of lowkey, let’s be real here. I really loved how ferociously PIRATEY we got here. Yes, “piratey” is a word. All the kids are saying it these days. Caro now has her own ship (that she, um, stole obviously) and she’s doing her best to keep Markus alive (which goes badly because everyone wants him dead) and we are about to get involved in a plot that contains:

☆ treasure maps
☆ enemies turning into allies
☆ assassination plots
☆ marooned isles!!
☆ plots to kill the future empharch
☆ a teaset that actually gets smashed for no reason which is such a shame
☆ girls supporting girls!
☆ an actual moment where Caro says she’ll let he assassins at Markos if he doesn’t shut up for 2 seconds
☆ plots and schemes AND TWISTS

Caro is SUCH a fantastic narrator! I continue to adore her!

She’s struggling with being “chosen” by the sea god in this one, since the god is a sassy monster and has 0% interest in what Caro actually wants. So they’re having a very nervous and quiet war here, because Caro has NO IDEA what she can get away with. Caro’s also figuring out who she is and how that meshes with her love for Markos. OR CAN IT MESH WITH MARKOS???!?!? As the blurb says, there’s a bit of a twist with Markos now needing to marry someone else to get allies to get his throne back. I wouldn’t say it was a love triangle, but it ain’t smooth sailing. *

 

* I literally couldn’t resist. SHIP PUNS ALL ROUND.

I also love how it celebrated women! Yes the world is still sexist, but not suffocatingly so. Caro had to prove herself and she and the other women had to shove back at the patriarchy.  BUT Caro actually has a plot! THE WHOLE TIME. I loved this. And she also (a) encourages other women to pursue their dreams, (b) has a close friendship with her female cousin, (c) and at one point she meets a scientist who likes pretty clothes and makeup. Caro pulls herself up when she thinks that’s weird and goes, “Well why can’t she like both?!” AND YES. I LIVE FOR THESE NARRATIONS IN YA.

There’s definitely a lot packed into the plot! It starts off pretty slowly, but the ending is like BAM BAM do u still have feels haha not anymore BAM BAM. So that was fantastic. I read the whole thing in one day!

Admittedly I did love the first book better and I wish I’d had time to reread it before starting this one! Also Caro and Markus’ storylines diverge in this one…which means, yup. Much less snarky sassy bickering banter. I sorely missed it.

This duology is the swashbuckling tale of pirates and seas, treasure and conspiracies, that I’ve definitely always wanted! The writing and characters are superb, the story felt fresh and alive, and I WISH TO GO SAILING NOW, SOMEONE GET ME A TRICORN HAT.

THANK YOU BLOOMSBURY FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. Whisper Of the Tide (Song Of The Current #3) by Sarah Tolcser was published July 2018.

The second in the immersive series set along the waterways of a fantasy world, perfect for fans of Sabaa Tahir.
Caro has settled into a routine: Wake, eat breakfast, try to figure out who is going attempt to assassinate Markos today. The currents aren’t exactly calm. Markos is in constant danger, and his claim to the Akhaian throne is largely unsupported. Without military strength he doesn’t have a chance. Relief appears on the horizon when a powerful Archon wants to side with Markos in his fight for the throne. But in exchange for an army, Markos must marry the Archon’s daughter. They must decide which is more important: their love for each other or the fate of Akhaia. And Caro will have to decide if her destiny is to sail with the tide, or chart her own course.
With shipwrecks, lost treasure, old and new enemies, dark magic, and devastating romance, Sarah Tolcser weaves another epic story about chasing fate.

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is there an epic fantasy you love that celebrates women and actively dismantles the patriarchy?! and do you like PIRATES! tell me if you’ve started this duology and what you though!!

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Legendary (Caraval #2) by Stephanie Garber || So Freaking Gorgeous My Eyeballs Are In Love

Do you know what is an absolutely magical delicious delight? LEGENDARY.

There is no hope for me btw, I am completely in love with this series. The world! The magic! The twisty plots! The characters! I’m standing right behind Tella as she scoffs “I’m not in love with anything” and then hurls my whole heart and soul into the game. Same, Tell, same.

It just captured me so much, was so gorgeously written, and I feel like I’ve just run wildly through Caraval myself. My affections ARE YOURS, little book. I will just flail gently until book 3 comes out. Also you can catch my review of the first book, Caraval, here!

 

Also BEHOLD THIS ARC. Which literally has my name on it, from the fantastic people at Date A Book. 

 

☆ Full disclaimer…everything was PERFECT and I’m just here to flail.
Wildly. With no regrets. And I loved Caraval, but dare I say Legendary was even better?!?

 

☆ I was really happy that it also features another game of Caraval.
Different town. Different rules. Different (and so so much higher) stakes. And it’s all still so intoxicatingly mysterious and twisty. This book is so gorgeously Slytherin. NO ONE is ever straightforward. It’s all double-crossing the double crossed and outwitting someone who’s already playing tricks on you. Who’s lying? Who’s who they say they are??? WE DON’T GET TO KNOW. I freaking love this.

 

☆ It’s narrated by Tella this time!
Tella is so unapologetically herself, and it’s amazing. Her personality is like: “will stab u but also love pretty shiny things.” And I mean. I’m in love. (Also I found Scarlett unfortunately whiny with a damsel complex, so like Tella just improved my life 10000%.) Tella kisses boys and wears luscious dresses and plays mind games and is clever.  I also loved how Tella is caught between playing games and actually fiercely caring about things. The whole book she’s like: “I dO NOT LOVE” while, you know, furiously loving so so many people.

 

☆ The sisters!! Can we !! flail over the !! sisters!!
Family is such a huge theme for these books! Scarlett would do anything for Tella and Tella would do anything for Scarlett. And half the plot hinges on Tella looking for their long-lost mother. Plus Tell and Scarlett are domestic abuse survivors and they support each other and listen now that they’re out. They also DO NOT JUDGE each other’s choices. It is so so good and wholesome and THANK YOU.

☆ The boys were all beautiful and almost definitely evil.
This is the right way to write devious and dark boys…skip the alpha and abusive relationships rubbish and move onto tricksters and otherworldly powers and manipulation of magic and kingdoms and the world. Livin’ for all the Slytherins here, I tell you. I loved Dante, who works for Caraval, and who Tell fights with 500% of the time (SHIP IT). He was awful and intriguing all at once. And we also have Jacks — Tella’s fake-fiance-during-the-game. He ate a lot of apples and was so pale he was nearly blue and also turned out to be practically an otherworldly demon. Sometimes these things happen in your love life, ok.

 

☆ THE MAGIC!!
There are cursed cards, Fates trying to be set free, and of course — who is Legend?! And how is he so powerful? PS. I finally knooooooow and I’m so freaking happy. I love how the magic is complex and gorgeous. Also take a moment for how amazing the writing is. I just want to eat the whole book. The descriptions and imagination are on a whole new level of incredibleness.

☆ The ending has me craving more like nothing else.
It’s both satisfying and torturous. I’m slightly suffocating with the need to find out what happens next. The plot was perfection here and it answered many many questions…and then left us with more PLUS a wicked lead in to what’s going to be a stunning finale.

 

So yes I’m besotted with Legendary, LOOK AT ME GO. This is an enthralling read of magic and puzzles, entrancing plots and characters of cleverness and passion. I’m in love with the lush writing, the gowns of flowers, and the bedazzling and rich scenery. The whole story has thoroughly caught my heart!

THANK YOU HACHETTE AUSTRALIA FOR THE ARC! Legendary (Caraval #2) by Stephanie Graber came out May 2018.

★★★★★

A heart to protect. A debt to repay. A game to win.
After being swept up in the magical world of Caraval, Donatella Dragna has finally escaped her father and saved her sister Scarlett from a disastrous arranged marriage. The girls should be celebrating, but Tella isn’t yet free. She made a desperate bargain with a mysterious criminal, and what Tella owes him no one has ever been able to deliver: Caraval Master Legend’s true name.
The only chance of uncovering Legend’s identity is to win Caraval, so Tella throws herself into the legendary competition once more—and into the path of the murderous heir to the throne, a doomed love story, and a web of secrets…including her sister’s. Caraval has always demanded bravery, cunning, and sacrifice. But now the game is asking for more. If Tella can’t fulfill her bargain and deliver Legend’s name, she’ll lose everything she cares about—maybe even her life. But if she wins, Legend and Caraval will be destroyed forever.

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is there a series where you liked the second book MORE than the first?! and have you read Caraval or Legendary??? thoughts?? (also which edition covers do you like better?! they’re both SO pretty omg)

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The Cruel Prince by Holly Black || Is This My New Favourite Dark Faerie Book?!

I can’t get over how freaking bloodily fantastic The Cruel Prince is!!

I was going to be chill about the whole thing bUT WELL THAT SHIP SAILED AND HERE I AM SO EXTRA IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK OF STABBY MARVELLOUSNESS. I WANT 9 MORE. AND I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT A YEAR FOR THE SEQUEL.

I’m already a huge fan of Holly Black and adore her original faerie series, Tithe, and also The Darkest Part of The Forest just STOLE my heart. The Coldest Girl In Coldtown was amazing (but I need to reread because I remember…yep? nothing) and The Curseworker trilogy was afjdkalsd.

Okay so you get it. I’m a mild fan.

The Cruel Prince will satisfy all your cravings for a dark, murderous faerie tale. This is about the monsters in the woods. It has enchantments and torture and massacres and conniving. And best of all, this book features cruel cleverness and wit. I absolutely love it. (My only complain, literally only is that I thought it’d be darker…hah…hahah…yes I can see you throwing salt at me and running away. Shh. I’m fine and normal.)

Anyway, onwards.

+ First off, this is the ultimate Slytherin book.
It’s really complex and twisty with fey royalty plots and conniving courts and the intrigue and the backstabbing and twisted plotting. The fey are very awesome at getting around the “we can’t lie” thing. I have taken notes. Because obviously this is the kind of book you learn from. #NoPleaseDontRunawayFromMeImNiceSometimesImSure It’s CLEVER and complex and I crave that in a book and I got so so much of it.

 

+ It’s set in faerieland itself, so you’re in for all the lush scenery and terrible danger.
I’M SO FREAKING HAPPY ABOUT THIS. It’s saturated in the rich luscious world. The descriptions were gorgeous and popped off the page. Everything was beautiful and pure deadly. Like: “hey welcome to my hOME where the fruit will kill you and there are death monsters in the pond and also if you piss off a gentry fey, you’ll die!” I am so so in love with this brutally nasty and yet luringly gorgeous world.

10/10 chances I will eventually be lured to faeries land and hopefully be like Jude and stab a lot of stuff and survive.

+ There’s plenty of blood and stabbing.
We are not here to muddle about, my fiends. There is murder and it is chilling.

 

+ I really loved Jude!
She’s such a complicated person, born fully human and being fostered by her parent’s murderer (who is also her human mum’s ex-husband…look the fey world is complicated). She’s been raised in the fey world where she’ll always be despised for her mortality. The bullying was done really well and actually rang bitterly of many people’s bullying experiences. I’m so impressed with this?! We have fey courts and magic — but BOOM — there is also a storyline about bullying, being an oddball and being vulnerable and just what that can drive you to do. Jude spends her life trying to fit in, changing herself, and eventually just saying “NO” and fighting back. She wasn’t overconfident or heartless, but she was badass and such a schemer.

+ There’s a lot of emphasis on family!
It features Jude’s two sisters: Taryn (her twin, and also annoying tbh) and Vivi (her half sister, and half fey). Also Oak is the “sort of brother” and maybe 6 or 7? But HE’S SUCH A CUTE BRAT. Love Oak. Orianna was so interesting, though very cold. And Madoc was downright freaky terrible. He’s born for war, but also has kindness? But he’s BAD but also does good things?!?? Hello morally grey catastrophes.

 

+ I do feel things about Prince Cardan.
He’s so cruel and makes Jude’s life miserable…which is 100% the recipe for me to hate him. I do NOT like the trope of “ooh I like you so I’ll be mean to you” story lines but, thankfully, it wasn’t like that! I loved the twists in their interactions, but this isn’t the kind of ship you’d expect. (Is it even a ship!?) The romance in this book is never what you’ll expect. And Cardan also has a thoroughly tragic side that…oh wow. I…ugh are these feelings? Make them stop.

 

+ I really took my time reading.
Every page was gorgeous and satisfying and interesting. I can’t even with how detailed the world was and how smoothly the plot ran. I LOVED Jude’s narration and watching her change from someone struggling not to be walked over, to someone an acorn and a thumbprint away from manipulating the world.

 

+ PLUS THE ENDING. HOLY YES.
I DECLARE FAVOURITE OF 2018 ALREADY.

If you haven’t read this one, GET THEE ONTO IT.

It’s murderous and twisty and has complicated characters. Things get bloody and there are girls with swords and wicked monsters and crafty plots. Be entranced. It’s terrible beauty and everything I was hoping for.

THANK YOU TO ALLEN & UNWIN FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. The Cruel Prince by Holly Black was published January 2018.

Jude was seven years old when her parents were murdered and she and her two sisters were stolen away to live in the treacherous High Court of Faerie. Ten years later, Jude wants nothing more than to belong there, despite her mortality. But many of the fey despise humans. Especially Prince Cardan, the youngest and wickedest son of the High King.
To win a place at the Court, she must defy him–and face the consequences.
In doing so, she becomes embroiled in palace intrigues and deceptions, discovering her own capacity for bloodshed. But as civil war threatens to drown the Courts of Faerie in violence, Jude will need to risk her life in a dangerous alliance to save her sisters, and Faerie itself.

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do you like faerie books?! (any favourites or recommendations for me?!) have you read The Cruel Prince yet?! what’s your favourite Holly Black book?

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#MiniReviews || eBooks I’ve Procrastinated Until Now Edition!

I love December and that panicked “omg I have so many books I need to review before next year” moment!

It’s lovely. Last week I confessed to 15 books I should’ve read by now but yet I haven’t. And I cried a bit. You cried a bit. We all agreed it’d be better just to eat ice cream and scream into the sun for a while. Which I DID, but I also pulled my socks up and actually cracked down and got reading!

Ergo, look! Time for some mini reviews of books I should’ve reviewed ages ago BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. So I’m just going to throw a bunch of mini reviews together (linked to the longer reviews) and we can all eat some crackers and try to be functional.

Thank you to Netgalley and Edelweiss for the various approvals!

AMERICAN STREET

★★★★☆

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Oh wow this is a little bit like running face-first into a brick wall of EMOTIONS. It’s an #ownvocies and powerful story about a Haitian immigrant and it’s really gritty and powerful and the ENDING THOUGH. I’m glaring fiercely at myself for procrastinating this for so long because it’s grand, peoples. Get thee onto it.

THINGS TO LOVE!

  • Huge emphasis on family! Not the exactly “nice” kind of family. Fabiola is immigrating to America but her mum gets caught up in a dention facility so Fabiola stays with her relatives. They’re kind of…into…bad stuff. And Fabiola is pretty innocent (she is the sweetest) and so while there’s friction between her + her cousins. They also really stand up for each other!
  • AKA there’s SO many interesting and complex females in here. Which is so refreshing!
  • Fabiola is just the most lovely and precious thing. I thought she might be so “nice” that she’d end up being passive. BUT SHE’S NOT. She’s complex and wants an education and a better life. She was very poor in Haiti and dreams of a good school and she falls for the sweetest pumpkin of a boy. Kasim is adorable.
  • There’s SO much Haitian culture! I loved this!! I learnt a lot and I think it’s awesome that Fabiola incorporated her own culture into everyday life and was proud of it.
  • I couldn’t stop reading. Hello there plot twists and intense levels of stress.
  • It’s pretty dark. There’s lots of swearing and loan sharks and they live in a bad part of town and there’s drug cartels and people are beat up, etc. etc.
  • At times the story felt like watching a trainwreck. I WAS VERY STRESSED. But in a good way! Because who wants to be chill anyway ha ha ha…

DIVIDING EDEN

★★☆☆☆

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This book has given me the similar feeling of when you drop your toast jam side down. I am displeased. Literally every character was awful, a ton of the plot didn’t make sense, and the beginning was GREAT while the ending was a solid #NOPE.

WHAT WENT WRONG:

  • The premise was great, but then it got illogical!?? Like we have this fantasy world with windmills that power the lights (NICE) to keep back the monsters in the dark (NICE) and we have twins Andreus and Carys who protect each other (NICE)…But then all the characters reactions to things were so random.
  • Like in the first 3 chapters alone we get told Andreus “has a secret”…49248 times. I’m so over it. Then Carys makes drama scenes to stop people finding out Andreus secret, and she gets whipped for it. But what the heck?! You wouldn’t whip a monarch and princess. That’s asking the people to never respect her.
  • It was being “edgy” but…illogically so. Eh.
  • I didn’t even like Carys OR Andreus! Carys hates everything feminine because it’s “weak” (COULD U NOT) and Andreus is only interested in womanising everyone with two legs and skirt. He literally puts sex before EVERYTHING, and he’s so sexist the entire freaking book I wanted to put him in a frypan. If Carys isn’t submissive around him, he’s a raging misogynist jerk.
  • Now these aren’t spoilers because they’re in the blurb, but this is literally the logic of the city:

KING: *is murdered*
COUNCIL: Oh no the next in line for the throne are twins!
COUNCIL: they must have a hugely dramatised contest to pick between them.
COUNCIL: even tho the king literally just died and was murdered
COUNCIL: but lmao we’re not investigating that

CARYS: actually I don’t want to be queen? so my brother can
COUNCIL: lmao no you still have to fight for it

CARYS: *sacrifices everything to protect her twin’s secret*
CARYS: *always there for her brother*
CARYS: *truest hufflepuff with a knife*
RANDOM PERSON: psst Andreus? Carys is maybe evil
ANDREUS: omfg you’re probably right

  • What the heck.
  • I mean there’s corruption of power and betrayal which I LIKE. And the writing was good and addictive, but it was so dumbly (and it didn’t need to be!) sexist and I kind of want Andreus to fall off a wall.

THE LOVE LETTERS OF ABEEARD AND LILY

★★★☆☆

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I have complicated feelings about this. I’m 50% of the opinion that it’s excellent with great ADHD (#ownvoices!) rep and it’s a girl too!! YAY for neurodivergent girls! But I’m also 50% disappointed because I felt some themes of “be yourself” were contradicted within the book and I didn’t like the ending.

THOUGHTS:

  • I LOVED the characters! Lily is really struggling with ADHD/dyslexia and her life is falling apart and then she meets Abelard who’s autistic and they’re so different but so cute together?! They relate through this super old book called The Love Letters of Abelard and Heloise and quote it to each other and NERDS.
  • Love it.
  • You can really tell how lovingly the ADHD rep is. I’ve read something online that said the author based Lily’s experiences off her own! However I admit the autism rep felt mostly built on stereotypes and Abelard was a bit shallowly done. I’m disappointed there, but he wasn’t the protagonist so I guess??
  • I loved how it delved into the psychology and cause-and-effect of disabilities. Especially for Lily! And I love how she and Abelard NEVER wanted to change each other.
  • Good parents. Massive YES.
  • However I felt the book was conflicted about the “being yourself” line. I can’t say much because of spoilers! But it was for it, but at times seemed to be like “okay it sucks to change for others, but you still have to do it”…?? Maybe I misinterpreted. I mean sometimes you do, especially in this world, but I felt like Lily had to change while Abelard didn’t? Where is the fairness?
  • Anyway ultimately it felt honest and true and it was a good story! It has a lot of heartfelt lines too…I just…eh, I’m not happy with the ending.

DAUGHTER OF THE BURNING CITY

(I’m cheating for a second! This is actually a library book!)

★★★★☆

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This was dark and murderous and magical, so basically all of my favourite things.

It was so so good! Ahh! The characters were complex and the plot twist was mind blowing and the aesthetics (shh I can love the aesthetics) JUST TOOK MY HEART. Am a fan.

 

THINGS TO KNOW

  • It’s set in a circus! Called Gomorrah (#IUnderstoodThatReference) and it’s like a carnival/city that always moves. And the detail and lusciousness of the writing just makes you dissolve onto the page. It was like being there.
  • So many plot twists! I loved how it combined fantasy + murder mysteries + magicians. Sorina is an illusion worker, but her illusions are her “family” and they’re so real they have their own lives. WHICH IS NICE. But then they start getting murdered which…shouldn’t happen, so there’s that.
  • OMG THE DIVERSITY. There’s people of all skin tones and abilities and disabilities. The love interest is asexual (I’m sooo thrilled with this!!) and Sorina is bisexual, I think, and she definitely has anxiety and panic attacks!
  • Sorina is just so awesome though. She’s equal parts badass and imaginative and complex and loving. And she cries and it’s not like “ooh you’re so weak.” She’s the actual best.
  • LUCA TOO THOUGH. He is the most vain and snarky cinnamon scone and terribly full of himself and wears outlandish vests. He’s a gossip worker + magical + an utter devious Slytherin. Their romance is the best. These two!! AHH!!!!!
  • And the writing was A+ too. I mean of course. Sensory and emotional and beautiful.
  • So much murder and mayhem. I…gah, this book just speaks to my soul. It is an actual literal “Cait Book” and you need it.

 

have you read any of these?!? any on your TBR? pls discuss with me!! i’d love your opinions. and and have you read any books lately that you were like “oh this is such a ME book”??

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All The Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater || New Magical Whimsy From My FAVOURITE AUTHOR

So here is a piece of startling news: Maggie Stiefvater is my absolutely favourite author.

Which you probably have picked up if you’ve read my blog for two minutes or two years or if you see my instagram feed which is basically a just an ode to The Raven Boys. So obviously my #1 anticipated book for this year was All The Crooked Saints! And I’m very very pleased to announce:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was good, OK. It was excellence. Maggie Stiefvater never disappoints.

 

+ FIRST THING TO SAY IS = IT’S ACTUALLY VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE USUAL.
It is still full of typical Stiefvater-isms and voice and her style is all over it. But it reads with a lot more whimsical myth and legend than her other books and it was a little startling at first. So NO, this is not The Raven Cycle. It’s different.

+ IT’S MAGICAL REALISM BUT WITH MUCH MORE MAGIC.
I freaking love magical realism because you can have nice things like toasters and comfortable shoes BUT you also can have owls with human eyes and SAINTS RAINING MIRACLES FROM THE SKES. #Yes #Please All The Crooked Saints is set in Texas in a very dusty part of the desert where a family (the Sorias) run a ranch (not the salad dressing kind) where they offer miracles. The trick is: they give you the miracle, the miracle exposes your inner darkness, and then you have to deal with it. It’s just accepted that everyone is freaking weird and magical here. Like there are girls entwined with snakes, a giant, someone who gets rained on all the time etc. etc. And everyone is chill with that.

+ I ADMIT TO BEING A LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE MIRACLES AT FIRST.
The Sorias can’t help anyone fight or cure their inner darkness AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY. Then it sort of got explained like so:

“You barter with sadness or you fight with grief or you eat arrogance every morning with your coffee. There are saints in this valley who can heal you. You and every other pilgrim can canter to Bicho Raro to receive a miracle. A miracle, you say? A miracle. This miracle makes the darkness inside you visible in amazing and peculiar ways. Now that you see what has been haunting you, you overthrow it, and then you leave this place easy and free.”

OK, man, that sounds great. But if the Soria saints help the pilgrims, they turn into Ultimate Darkness™. Which seems unfair for everyone involved.

Welcome to a Stiefvater novel.

+ IT’S WRITTEN IN OMNIPRESENT.
I’m going to be honest and admit I’m not fond of omnipresent! I wish the book had focused on Daniel, Joaquin and Beatriz. But we get dozens of other POVs and backstories and it can jump from one head to another ANY SECOND. #Not #My #Favourite. However. Once I got into the swing of it, I really loved how beautiful, whimsical, and melodic the writing was. It felt so rich and extravagantly magical and the extra perspectives actually made it feel juicy and deep. The story is about MIRACLES, not just the Saints and not just the Pilgrims.

 

+ I ALSO LOVED THE SETTING AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT.
I could totally see the ranch and the desert and the box truck. After I stopped thinking about ranch dressing and Caesar Salad this was great.

+ IT’S THE KIND OF STORY THAT LEFT ME WANTING MORE.
Which is great, because I swear I’ve seen a tumblr post from Maggie Stiefvater which says that’s her #1 wish for people who finish her books. But I want so many spin-offs??? My top request is for a story on Daniel’s childhood because he was a devil’s brat who turned into a saint and like PLEASE TELL ME MORE.

 

+ THE CHARACTERS WERE AMAZING.
I can’t get over how magically Maggie Stiefvater writes characters. They’re like so deep and complex and DIFFERENT?!? They are odd little tumble weeds and I loved them. I adored the three Soria cousins and their illegal radio station and their inner darkness. I loved Beatriz who was very firmly convinced she had no feelings and Joaquin who loved his hair and Daniel, the childhood-devil-turned-saint. I loved Pete who loved to work (what the heck is wrong with him though) and was so earnest and pure. And I loved the dogs who wanted to eat everyone alive. #relatable

 

+ IT’S WHIMSICAL AND BIZARRE AND ADDICTIVE.
It wasn’t what I expected and it’s not my favourite Stiefvater novel. (BECAUSE MY HEART GOT EATEN BY THE RAVEN CYCLE AND THERE IS NO RETURN.) I wanted more. This book is a bit like being told wild dusty folklore stories with black roses and owls with strange eyes and strange box trucks and girls who like boys’ elbows. It’s unusual and it’s slow and it’s pretty and there are SAINTS. It’s every scoop of magic I needed in my life.

THANK YOU TO SCHOLASTIC FOR THE REVIEW-COPY. All The Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater is published October 2017.

Here is a thing everyone wants:
A miracle.
Here is a thing everyone fears:
What it takes to get one.
Any visitor to Bicho Raro, Colorado is likely to find a landscape of dark saints, forbidden love, scientific dreams, miracle-mad owls, estranged affections, one or two orphans, and a sky full of watchful desert stars.
At the heart of this place you will find the Soria family, who all have the ability to perform unusual miracles. And at the heart of this family are three cousins longing to change its future: Beatriz, the girl without feelings, who wants only to be free to examine her thoughts; Daniel, the Saint of Bicho Raro, who performs miracles for everyone but himself; and Joaquin, who spends his nights running a renegade radio station under the name Diablo Diablo.
They are all looking for a miracle. But the miracles of Bicho Raro are never quite what you expect.

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do you have a favourite Stiefvater novel!?? (and if you haven’t read any THEN I HAVE FAILED YOU??? HOW MUCH MORE SHOUTING DO I NEED  TO DO HERE) and do you like magical realism? and tell me of an author’s work you love forever and ever???

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Why You Should Read The Ink & Bone Series by Rachel Caine (Because Magical Libraries Ok??!)

It’s official! I have another favourite series!

All you really have to do is say BOOK LOVE and MAGIC in the same sentence and you got me. You got me so bad. And that’s exactly what the Great Library series by Rachel Caine is all about. Usually I do reviews of books I’m besotted with, but today I’m going to give you a list of reasons why you should be devouring these books at dawn. Or, like, in the afternoon. Or even at night. I’m not going to dictate your life. *

The are actually 5 books in the series and only the first 3 are out. So it’s a good time to pop into the magical alternate dystopian reality of the Alexandrian Library and HAVE YOU HEART SHREDDED.

I mean, haha, I mean…have lots of fun and enjoyment and light frolicsome fun.

Before I throw my glorious list at you, can check out my full Goodreads reviews for the books here:

  

* THIS IS WEIRD. THIS DOESN’T SEEM LIKE ME.

NOTE: THERE WILL BE NO SPOILERS IN THIS POST!

Also thank you to Berkley Books for the review copy of Ash and Quill!

Yeah my thumb scares me too but like you are what you eat and I think I ate a spider and a nazgul.

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★★★★★

In an exhilarating new series, New York Times bestselling author Rachel Caine rewrites history, creating a dangerous world where the Great Library of Alexandria has survived the test of time.…
Ruthless and supremely powerful, the Great Library is now a presence in every major city, governing the flow of knowledge to the masses. Alchemy allows the Library to deliver the content of the greatest works of history instantly—but the personal ownership of books is expressly forbidden.
Jess Brightwell believes in the value of the Library, but the majority of his knowledge comes from illegal books obtained by his family, who are involved in the thriving black market. Jess has been sent to be his family’s spy, but his loyalties are tested in the final months of his training to enter the Library’s service.
When his friend inadvertently commits heresy by creating a device that could change the world, Jess discovers that those who control the Great Library believe that knowledge is more valuable than any human life—and soon both heretics and books will burn…

1. DID I MENTION MAGICAL LIBRARY YET? BECAUSE MAGICAL LIBRARY.

The whole series is set in an alternate reality (I think in the not-so-distant future) where the Alexandria Library WAS NEVER DESTROYED (!!!) but it is not also, unfortunately, evil. (!! Still excited about this don’t judge me !!) And it controls what people read and basically has kept the world stuck in an early 19th century vibe, because they’re scared of change and people having their own thoughts.

Wow.

It’s like this series knows what’s up.

Anyway. Basically we have a lot of Harry Potter vibes going on with blank books that get magically written in from Obscurists in towers and automaton monsters that are “technically” mechanical but also SUPER MAGICAL and types of wizards and teleportation and SO MANY THINGS.

2. JESS BRIGHTWELL IS LITERALLY THE BEST.

He’s from London and quite a disgruntled little beast who LOVES BOOKS TO DEATH. No literally. He’d die for books. #Relatable. Also his family runs a book smuggling business because it’s freaking illegal to own original books. You can only own “blanks” which the Library can control the content of magically.

But literally, Jess #1 cause for panic attacks is when he sees a book being abused. SAME THOUGH, MATE.

3. JESS’ FAMILY ARE ALSO GREAT BECAUSE THEYR’E SO SO SO BAD.

No really, his dad like totally sells him out, left his older brother to hang for being caught smuggling books, and sends Jess as a spy to study at the library — WHERE HE WOULD DIE BRUTALLY IF HE WAS CAUGHT.

Actual Example of Jess’ Family FUN:

Jess: The Brightwell family is always there for each other.
Jess: We don’t always get along but we are FAMILY.
Jess: *DYING FOR SOME REASON*
Father: son we need to talk about you being a drain on the family resources
Jess: *LITERALLY DYING*
Father: I can help out but at what cost to me

Jess also has a super shady shifty Slytherin twin named, Brendan. Whom I love. Plus Brendan’s character development and plot twists are AMAZING. I honestly live for the unexpected secondary characters.

4. AND LOOK, SINCE I ALREADY BROUGHT UP HOGWARTS, EVERYONE HERE IS BASICALLY SLYTHERIN. OR RAVENCLAW.

It’s great! I am all for mixing Slytherin and Ravenclaws together because they’re very intelligent and fight all the time.

MY HOGWARTS HOUSE ANALYSIS FOR THE CHARACTERS:

  • Jess: Slytherin x Ravenclaw
  • Brendan: so slytherin he is literally a reptile
  • Khalila: ravenclaw
  • Dario: slytherin
  • Thomas: ravenclaw
  • Gwain: gryffindor
  • Wolffe: slytherin
  • Santi: hufflepuff, bless him
  • Morgan: slytherin

5. IT’S ALSO SUPER DIVERSE AND THIS IS SO PLEASING.

Because the whole premise is a bunch of teens coming to do the super super hard tests to get into working in the Great Library — they’ve come from ALL OVER THE WORLD. We have many ethnicity and sexuality diversity as well as a LOT of mental health rep which is so well done! One of the main characters is Muslim. One of the featuring couples is m/m. People take pride in their culture, dress, and food and this all leads me over tooooooooo…

6. IT’S MOSTLY SET IN EGYPT!!

I love this!! Though throughout the series they do travel around, in the first 3 books I’d say about 70% of it takes place in Egypt surrounding the Great Library of Alexandria. So we have like culture and climate and food AND MAGIC. #Am #A #Fan.

They do go to America at one point and America is like a wasteland. I’m giggling, it’s ok, my Australian self and I will take our humour elsewhere.

7. I’VE ALSO READ INK & BONE TWICE SO, LIKE, THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.

I actually read the first book for the 2nd time on audio! Which amused me no end as they all sit there waxing poetic about how BOOKS ARE NOT BOOKS UNLESS THEY ARE REAL AND PHYSICAL and I’m…listening to the audiobook.

OH THE IRONIES.

But the audio narration was fantastic. The narrator was amazingly British and yes I am shallow enough to admit I love an audiobook 100 x more if there are British accents.

8. THERE ARE NO “SEQUEL BLUES” BECAUSE THE WRITING IS TOP QUALITY THE WHOLE TIME. 

I’m genuinely allergic to sequels (dude, it took me 2 years to read Paper And Fire here) because they so often TASTE LIKE DEAD CHEESE ON THE BACK OF A GOAT. But no sequel blues here! The pace and plot are all exciting and well paced. I never feel like I’m “waiting for the real plot to start” because the stakes are sooooo high and the plot sooo twisty the whole time. Plus the character development never ceases to make my heart beat faster.

I’m like a pretzel of anticipation for each chapter!

9. FEELS? WE GOTCHA FEELS. WE’RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR FEELS.

I swear Ash and Quill particularly RUINED ME and if you want cliffhangers: this book has got ’em. It’s been a few weeks since I finished book #3 and I’m stilllllll not over it!!! These characters aren’t coddled! They get SLAMMED with the brutality, cruelty and all-crushing displays of power at every opportunity.

And like when I say EVIL LIBRARY, I mean it. The things they do to “rebels”….

I very much want to rescue these poor precious cinnamon children and kidnap them to safety. And by “precious cinnamon children” I 500% mean Wolfe and Santi who are probably in their 30s (since they’re like the mentor figures to the teens) AND I DON’T EVEN CARE. THEY’RE THE MOST PURE THINGS WE’VE EVER MET. THEY DESERVE HAPPINESS, TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER, AND THE AUTHOR TO STOP TORTURING THEM FOR GOODNESS SAKES.

ALSO THERE IS

  • stabbing
  • gunshots
  • poisonous snakes
  • magical ripping-you-apart-and-putting-you-back-together
  • starvation
  • prisons
  • explosions
  • mass burnings
  • heartbreak
  • your hopes and dreams on the floor at your feet

10. LASTLY, I WILL ADMIT THE BOOKS ARE JUST SO FREAKING GORGEOUS.

The colours absolutely POP and I will not apologise for how often they feature on my instagram feed. And I love how the hardcovers look like actual old books?!? Plus did I just mention THE COLOURS.

AHHHHHH.

My actual favourite covers of ever.

Now excuse me but why isn’t it 2018 yet because I need the 4th book LIKE I NEED AIR.

 

have you read this series yet?! (BECAUSE WHY NOT) and do you have a book you love that’s filled with book-appreciation? also, would you work in library like this knowing they respect/love books but also control knowledge?? or would you be a rebel from the start?

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#DoubleReview ~ The Girl From Everywhere & The Ship Beyond Time by Heidi Heilig // Pirates And Maps And Time Travel!

Do you know what books need more of? PIRATES.

And so basically Heidi Heilig’s books are a gift to this universe. I truly love her duology of The Girl From Everywhere and The Ship Beyond Time! They have a conglomeration of Things Cait Loves (which is like, super nice of them to cater to my needs like this) including: pirates, maps, tiny pocket-sized dragons, sassy thieves, islands, wild gunshots, complex plots, and several delicious pastries.

I’m going to double-review both books in the duology today! And there will be no spoilers because I’m not a monster.

However there will be pictures of books + strawberry chocolate tarts that I ate and you didn’t. So maybe I am a monster.

 

Thanks to Allen & Unwin for the review copies!

THE GIRL FROM EVERYWHERE

★★★★☆

published 2016

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This book reminds me of all the things that are GLORIOUS with literature. It just smooshes so many amazing things into a bucket of awesome and sails it away on the seas so blue. There’s treasure and dashing thieves and epic navigating women and maps and SASS. And did I mention the maps? I really really love maps.

  • It’s about time travel onboard an ex-pirate ship!
  • It’s mostly set in the 1800s in Hawaii which is super freaking cool.
  • So you have characters in New York one chapter with their mobile phones and pizza and then — BOOM — they’re cutting purses and talking like gentleman in 19th century Hawaii.
  • It’s about Captain Slate and his daughter Nix and they’re time travelling around to find a way to bring back their dead wife/mother.
  • SO MANY MAPS ARE INCLUDED.
  • Although I won’t lie some of the plot kind of confused me.
  • There is diversity! Nix is half-Chinese and her best friend, Kashmir, is Persian. The secondary characters are ethnicities, sexualities, and religions too! Except for Blake. He is as white and straight as as a plastic fork.
  • There’s a tiny pocket-sized dragon.
  • There is sassy banter that I’m completely onboard with. (HAR HAR…”on board”…get it!???)

I also really adored Kash and Nix! They are my ULTIMATE SHIP HERE, even though it dabbles in “love triangle” territory, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. Nix meets the charming Blake on Hawaii and they gallop through some meadows, but it’s pretty obvious Kash is amazing and Blake is not. I mean. Kash sassy and he steals things. mY HEART’S WON ANYWAY.

 

The only thing I struggled with was the plot being a smidge confusing. And the book was SUPER enthusiastic about history and details of Hawaii. Which was (A) cool, but (B) what the heck man, too much info.

But overall? Super good! I really get excited about any books that whisper of the sea because the sea caaaalls to me. And the stakes were high! Bullets were shot! Angst was had! Bring me the sequel, sir.

THE SHIP BEYOND TIME

★★★☆☆

published June 2017

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While I really really really like this duolgoy and the premise — I was super confused in the sequel. I think it was just the messing about with history and alternate realities that did my head in. The plot was the focus over the characters and I waaaay prefer character-centric books. BUT IT’S SET ON A PIRATE SHIP AND THERE ARE MAPS. SO YOU KNOW. I’m always going to recommend it still!

  • How beautiful the entire tome is — CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO ADMIRE IT.
  • There are plenty of maps in this one too, including mythological maps so I’m a fan.
  • I would marry an atlas if I could, let’s be real here.
  • There is SO much ship appreciation and while no one is technically a “pirate” it’s still a pIRATE SHIP and I love it and would live there immediately.
  • Kash is my sassy-thief-master cinnamon child.
  • AND GUESS WHAT?!? HE NARRATES TOO!
  • Also just Kash the sass.
  • I also liked how Nix took control of her fate more in this book and was a force to be reckoned with.
  • There are lots of myths here and I hadn’t heard of them before so it was an exciting adventure.
  • Let’s manipulate history and reality because WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO ON THE WEEKEND.
  • The plot twists were super intense.
  • I love a good morally-grey-villain who’s not black and white with bad intentions.
  • Lots of doomed predictions from really pessimistic tea-leaf-readers. Sheesh.
  • PANIC.
  • MOSTLY, ME. PANICKING.

I loved how it was set mostly in this ancient utopia mythological place called Ker-Ys. We meet more Navigators, and also throw in some kings and myths and tunnels and doom. I also liked how this book showed a parallel to the first: this time it’s Nix making bad decisions to save someone she loves. Kash is fated to die in the sea and Nix is like “heck to the no”…which is super sweet.

I have to admit the romance was pretty underwhelming. I shipped Kash x Nix a lot, and a lot of the plot hinges on them figuring out what they’d do to stay together…yet they actually spend so little time together?? I get it! TENSION. But it was hard to stay invested when they just seemed to snipe at each other the whole time. #Unsatisfied. Also Blake x Nix got a LOT more page-time and that’s unsatisfying because Blake is still a plastic fork. A boring one.

Plus I was very very very confused with the plot. It could be just me? Sometimes my comprehension levels suck. But the time-travel complexities lost me. MAN OVERBOARD. AND BY “MAN OVERBOARD” I MEAN ME. I just wish the plot had been clearer, and people’s motivations more ON PAGE.

Still a series I love but I wish it’d focused on the characters instead of the confusing twisty plot. However…if you love plots that keep your brain working = THIS IS FOR YOU.

  

 

 

alrighty, time travel question! if you could go back in time and change one thing: WHAT WOULD IT BE??? do you like time travel books? do you want to marry a map? did the strawberry chocolate tart in this photos make you hungry?? and HAVE YOU READ THESE BOOKS? TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS!

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